Sounds like my kind of weekend
The problem with being a vaper, is that I relate everything to vaping. This headline, for example.
My Tesla (Tesla ONE disposable tank) driver (Pico 25) is most certainly not asleep!
My Tesla (Tesla ONE disposable tank) driver (Pico 25) is most certainly not asleep!
The "best husband"? How many has she had then?
Posted on FB
"Weather warning for the Western Cape
A weather warning has been issued by the South African Weather Service for Thursday, September 12, 2019. Locals are advised to be cautious as localized flooding and gale force winds are expected."
And someone replied, "When will that be?"
Since the date has been mentioned, does she mean the exact time?? The inane comments on FB are hugely amusing, or irritating, depending on my prevailing mood!!
"Weather warning for the Western Cape
A weather warning has been issued by the South African Weather Service for Thursday, September 12, 2019. Locals are advised to be cautious as localized flooding and gale force winds are expected."
And someone replied, "When will that be?"
Since the date has been mentioned, does she mean the exact time?? The inane comments on FB are hugely amusing, or irritating, depending on my prevailing mood!!
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
“The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
And Congratulations you have learnt German within minutes...```”
“The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
And Congratulations you have learnt German within minutes...```”
i read this today:
Parenting’s New Frontier: What Happens When Your 11-Year-Old Says No to a Smartphone?
https://www.vogue.com/article/parentings-new-frontier-no-smartphones
i am so optimistic for some of Gen Z (there may be actual hope free from the gas lighting)
Parenting’s New Frontier: What Happens When Your 11-Year-Old Says No to a Smartphone?
https://www.vogue.com/article/parentings-new-frontier-no-smartphones
i am so optimistic for some of Gen Z (there may be actual hope free from the gas lighting)
Funny Headlines
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Wishing you all a beanful day today!
lol so amusing how the real brand names have been changed!
Note: "Inspried" by Ferrero Rocher
Note: "Inspried" by Ferrero Rocher
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