Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.
A: Because it's pointless.
Q: What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
So being a Green Lantern is a real job?
Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Can February March? No, but April May.
This is from the last Scarecrow Festival in Darling, Western Cape
Yeah! Another vaper nearby lol - irrespective of what you have all day!
Solution to all my problems, lol
Most of these "conditions" can be sorted out with me telling someone to adult up
I just can't help with the bad body smell assuming soap has been used...
Compliments
''I would love to spend every minute of every day with you,
but some days I actually have to get stuff done''.
''If there is one thing I like about you,
its that I like more than one thing about you.''
''If you knew how much I think about you,
I would be very embarrassed.''
''Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free.''
''I would love to spend every minute of every day with you,
but some days I actually have to get stuff done''.
''If there is one thing I like about you,
its that I like more than one thing about you.''
''If you knew how much I think about you,
I would be very embarrassed.''
''Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free.''
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A forest fire - in a boat? Gosh, this is really awful!
Got a new 60w soldering iron as my 25 watt one dint have enough juice to solder thick copper wires to a mods 510 connection. The user guide that came along is really interesting and informative, especially the operating instructions
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Hahahahahaha @Faiyaz Cheulkar that's classic!!!
@Faiyaz Cheulkar , I sincerely hope you understand what they are trying to say, because you have to use it.
For me, Coke, popcorn and I’ll be watching from the sidelines!
Lol I choked on my vape when I read that.
Ah I know what's happened here - electronic translation. My students in China and Oman often used their electronic dictionaries for wr essays and the results were hilarious and often incomprehensible! Wish I'd kept them! And the funniest was that they couldn't understand why I couldn't understand what they'd written and they would show me the translation in the dictionary! I simply could not convince them that the dictionary was wrong - the their marks convinced them soon enough lol
Thats one hell of a big boat
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog...
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