And so it was writ...

[ARYANTO]

WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY...

Phone conversations last 30 seconds

You know useful stuff about tanks and vaping

A 15-day vacation requires only one suitcase

Bathroom lines are 80% shorter

You can open all your own jars

Old friends don't give you grief if you've lost or gained weight

When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying

You can go to the bathroom alone

You can leave a bed unmade

The garage is all yours

The remote is yours and yours alone

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

You never have to clean the toilet

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes

2 Pairs of shoes is more than enough

You can say anything and not worry about what people think

Car mechanics tell you the truth

You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut

Gray hair and wrinkles add character

Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100

You don't care if someone is talking behind your back

If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies !

 

[Hooked]

Comment on FB, "When are you going to do something about the moving violations that are taking place all over the City?"

Violations are indeed very moving.

 

[craigb]

Comment on FB, "When are you going to do something about the moving violations that are taking place all over the City?"

Violations are indeed very moving.

And if they were just happening in one part of the city, they wouldn't be moving now, would they?

 

[RainstormZA]

And if they were just happening in one part of the city, they wouldn't be moving now, would they?

They are movable bwhahahahahaha

 

[craigb]

They are movable bwhahahahahaha

If you commit the same violation again, would that make it removable?

 

[RainstormZA]

I've made Wayne's Pebble Cream Bronuts

@Wimmas lol

 

[RainstormZA]

If you commit the same violation again, would that make it removable?

One tip - tippex. Lol

 

[Rincewind]

 

[RainstormZA]

I Ninja vaped and was very mindful and didn't have an issue.

@Rob Fisher hehehe

 

[Rincewind]

 

[Hooked]

https://www.all4women.co.za/1553000...-recalls-being-an-eye-witness-of-9-11-tragedy

Kristen Bell will “never forget” witnessing the 9/11 tragedy as she worked on the stage play Reefer Madness at the time. .. She recalled: “We rushed outside and walked to the theatre in time to watch the second tower fall from the street.

The second tower fell from the street? No wonder this article is categorised as "entertainment" (see link above).

 

[ARYANTO]

https://www.all4women.co.za/1553000...-recalls-being-an-eye-witness-of-9-11-tragedy

Kristen Bell will “never forget” witnessing the 9/11 tragedy as she worked on the stage play Reefer Madness at the time. .. She recalled: “We rushed outside and walked to the theatre in time to watch the second tower fall from the street.

The second tower fell from the street? No wonder this article is categorised as "entertainment" (see link above).

strange...

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[RainstormZA]

Lol I ain't one of them

 

[ARYANTO]

I asked my mother for “something Cuban”
for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara T shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

 

[Hooked]

Lol I ain't one of them

I agree @RainstormZA - unless it's an O-ring for my mod!

 

[Hooked]

I've just quoted an article about The Pawfect restaurants for dogs https://www.ecigssa.co.za/cape-town-interesting-articles.t49087/page-3#post-704752 and I just have to quote parts of the article here too

"Jooste shared that dogs are only allowed outside of the restaurant and must remain on their leashes. If their dog is disruptive they will be removed from the restaurant. The rules apply to staff members as well ... "

So staff members have to be on leashes too?

"In order to tackle the criticism of animals serving a heath hazard, Die Damhuis only allows pets on the outside of the restaurant."

Not only are staff members on leashes, but animals do the serving? And they serve a health hazard? This I must see! I've been meaning to go to this restaurant for a long time, but now I'll definitely go!

 

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[Hooked]

Image copied from @Adephi's post in Giggles.

I've never drunk Pre-Kids or After Kids. I wonder what they taste like?

 

[Adephi]

Image copied from @Adephi's post in Giggles.

I've never drunk Pre-Kids or After Kids. I wonder what they taste like?

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[Hooked]

@Braki

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[ARYANTO]