Puns and One-liners
- If it’s cold, stay close to others. Otherwise you might feel a bit ice-olated.
- I saw an ad for a “radio on sale, $1, volume stuck on full”. I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
- I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.
- If it’s cold, stay close to others. Otherwise you might feel a bit ice-olated.
- I saw an ad for a “radio on sale, $1, volume stuck on full”. I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
- I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.
Asking WHY makes you WHY-ser
WHY:
There are loops on some shirts, but why?
BECAUSE:
Apparently, this was something that started with the men of the Navy. When they are out at sea, there are not a lot of places to store their clothes, so they started hanging them on hooks instead. In the ‘60s, college students did this when they went to the gym as well.
WHY:
There are loops on some shirts, but why?
BECAUSE:
Apparently, this was something that started with the men of the Navy. When they are out at sea, there are not a lot of places to store their clothes, so they started hanging them on hooks instead. In the ‘60s, college students did this when they went to the gym as well.
What mothers said:
Albert Einstein’s mother:
But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something…?
Thomas Edison’s mother:
Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
Albert Einstein’s mother:
But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something…?
Thomas Edison’s mother:
Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
Questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is.. oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is.. oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
So takeaways have now become journalists?
The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday School quizzes by children between 5th and 6th grade in Ohio. They were collected by two teachers over a period of three years.
The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steam-boat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
Charles Darwin was a naturalist. He wrote the Organ of the Species. It was very long. People got upset about it and had trials to see if it was really true.
Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to do what she did. Other women have become scientists since her but they didn't get to find radios because they were already taken.
The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steam-boat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
Charles Darwin was a naturalist. He wrote the Organ of the Species. It was very long. People got upset about it and had trials to see if it was really true.
Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to do what she did. Other women have become scientists since her but they didn't get to find radios because they were already taken.
Puns and One-liners
If it’s cold, stay close to others. Otherwise you might feel a bit ice-olated.
I saw an ad for a “radio on sale, $1, volume stuck on full”. I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.
If it’s cold, stay close to others. Otherwise you might feel a bit ice-olated.
I saw an ad for a “radio on sale, $1, volume stuck on full”. I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.
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