And so it was writ...

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Asking WHY makes you WHY-ser

WHY:
Why is there a green, black, red, or blue block at the bottom of the toothpaste?

BECAUSE:
This is called an “eye mark”. They are added to the tubes because they inform the assembly line machines which part should be cut and folded. The tubes of toothpaste would not be separated if these things did not exist.
 
What mothers said:

Humpty Dumpty’s mother:
Humpty,If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? No!

What did Ramaphosa’s mother say? You tell me …
 
Questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
 
Did you know that these things have names?

The space between your eyebrows is called glabella.

The way it smells after the rain is called petrichor.
 
Puns and One-liners

I was inconsole-able when I lost my Playstation.

If you need an ark, I noah guy.

I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
 
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