Questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner.
Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Did you know that these things have names?
The cry of a newborn baby is called vagitus.
The sheen or light that you see when you close your eyes and press your hands against your eyelids is called phosphenes.
The cry of a newborn baby is called vagitus.
The sheen or light that you see when you close your eyes and press your hands against your eyelids is called phosphenes.
Vagitus could also have been a very unfortunately named Roman legionary....
''The Beer Association of South Africa (BASA) says that it is also weighing up a challenge against the alcohol ban.
“As others have pointed out, there is a vaccine against Covid-19, but not against poverty. The rise in infections is a direct result of large gatherings, a lack of social distancing and the failure to wear masks – not alcohol,” the group said in response to the latest ban.''
TRUE ,Best I've read .
“As others have pointed out, there is a vaccine against Covid-19, but not against poverty. The rise in infections is a direct result of large gatherings, a lack of social distancing and the failure to wear masks – not alcohol,” the group said in response to the latest ban.''
TRUE ,Best I've read .
I agree with this statement, the problem is just that hospitals can't really afford to give resources to imbeciles that get drunk and cause kak. They need to focus on the task at hand, wich is pretty damn big at this stage. So although my booze kitty is empty for the next few days, I know it will help all frontline healthcare workers, like SWAMBO and @Grand Guru to give their full attention to saving peoples lives and not wasting resources on a Piet or Sipho that couldn't hold their Brandy/Beer and caused an accident.
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Like @Dela Rey Steyn Saud besides "The rise in infections is a direct result of large gatherings, a lack of social distancing and the failure to wear masks – not alcohol..." Well this sounds like an accurate description of a group of people having a few drinks together...
So if we wear alcohol the infection rate will decrease?
Puns and One-liners
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
The cost of the space program is astronomical.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
The cost of the space program is astronomical.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Asking WHY makes you WHY-ser
WHY:
Why does an airplane window have a small hole?
BECAUSE:
It is called the breather hole, and it is important because it allows the aircraft’s outer panes to adjust to the pressure difference as the jet climbs greater heights. This lets the cabin remain at a safe level.
[Oh!!! I thought it’s for vaping. Silly me.]
WHY:
Why does an airplane window have a small hole?
BECAUSE:
It is called the breather hole, and it is important because it allows the aircraft’s outer panes to adjust to the pressure difference as the jet climbs greater heights. This lets the cabin remain at a safe level.
[Oh!!! I thought it’s for vaping. Silly me.]
Questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner.
Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
Did you know that these things have names?
Your baby finger or toe is called a minimus.
The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called an agraffe.
Your baby finger or toe is called a minimus.
The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called an agraffe.
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