Asking WHY makes you WHY-ser
WHY:
Why are there dimples/indents on golf balls?
BECAUSE:
A long time ago, golfers discovered that balls with bumps and dents traveled [sic]further than their new and perfect counterparts. They decide to add these bumps on golf balls to create turbulence and give it more lift.
WHY:
Why are there dimples/indents on golf balls?
BECAUSE:
A long time ago, golfers discovered that balls with bumps and dents traveled [sic]further than their new and perfect counterparts. They decide to add these bumps on golf balls to create turbulence and give it more lift.
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Mazabuka Police "cloth" nude swimmers
TWO women of Mazabuka who were caught on camera swimming at Magoye Lodge wearing nothing but smiles and droplets of water on their naked bodies have been arrested by police and clothed with the offence of Circulating Obscene Material.
The two women, identified as Euphemia Moya, 22 and Mary Sakala, 24 in the company of a well-known former Mazabuka college lecturer shocked the owners of the lodge when they divorced themselves of their clothes and put not only their bare buttocks but their entire naked bodies between themselves and the water in the pool.
Dressed only in Adam and Eve's suits, the two ladies could be seen in the video showing off their private tools of pleasure and Procreation for the man they were with to watch and enjoy.
Meanwhile, the esteemed local lecturer Mulenga Chama who was in the two ladies’ company could also be seen battling to carry his naked beefy body with what appears to be a front tail swinging just beneath his stomach.
In confirming the arrest of the two ladies, Danny Mwale, Police deputy spokesperson said police are looking for a man only identified ad Cephas who recorded and circulated the video.
Mwale said Police are also looking for Chama.
The strange naked winter swimming orgy has had people speculating whether the decision to swim naked was due to excitement at having the first first-ever swimming pool in the District or perhaps the swimmers were high on a strange varient of sugarcane.
The truth will only be known in court.
©TMZ Zambia, July 4, 2021
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Mazabuka Police "cloth" nude swimmers
TWO women of Mazabuka who were caught on camera swimming at Magoye Lodge wearing nothing but smiles and droplets of water on their naked bodies have been arrested by police and clothed with the offence of Circulating Obscene Material.
The two women, identified as Euphemia Moya, 22 and Mary Sakala, 24 in the company of a well-known former Mazabuka college lecturer shocked the owners of the lodge when they divorced themselves of their clothes and put not only their bare buttocks but their entire naked bodies between themselves and the water in the pool.
Dressed only in Adam and Eve's suits, the two ladies could be seen in the video showing off their private tools of pleasure and Procreation for the man they were with to watch and enjoy.
Meanwhile, the esteemed local lecturer Mulenga Chama who was in the two ladies’ company could also be seen battling to carry his naked beefy body with what appears to be a front tail swinging just beneath his stomach.
In confirming the arrest of the two ladies, Danny Mwale, Police deputy spokesperson said police are looking for a man only identified ad Cephas who recorded and circulated the video.
Mwale said Police are also looking for Chama.
The strange naked winter swimming orgy has had people speculating whether the decision to swim naked was due to excitement at having the first first-ever swimming pool in the District or perhaps the swimmers were high on a strange varient of sugarcane.
The truth will only be known in court.
©TMZ Zambia, July 4, 2021
These hilarious real life exchanges recorded by court reporters are from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History —
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
Did you know that these things have names?
The space between your nostrils is called columella nasi.
The armhole in clothes, where the seam is sewn, is called armscye.
The space between your nostrils is called columella nasi.
The armhole in clothes, where the seam is sewn, is called armscye.
Puns and One-liners
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
I used to be a history teacher, but there was no future in it.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
I used to be a history teacher, but there was no future in it.
Published in Time magazine
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Asking WHY makes you WHY-ser
WHY:
Why are adult drinks in bottles with long necks?
BECAUSE:
The shape makes it easy to hold for a significant amount of time. It is also easy to pour the drink into a glass or mug. Lastly, it is great at distributing heat to keep it cooler for longer.
WHY:
Why are adult drinks in bottles with long necks?
BECAUSE:
The shape makes it easy to hold for a significant amount of time. It is also easy to pour the drink into a glass or mug. Lastly, it is great at distributing heat to keep it cooler for longer.
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