Puns and One-liners
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for his birthday? He could sense his presents.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? That’s mitosis.
The chicken couldn’t find her eggs because she mislaid them.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for his birthday? He could sense his presents.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? That’s mitosis.
The chicken couldn’t find her eggs because she mislaid them.
How's this!!
Interestingly enough, being a telephone has probably become the least important of the functions, nowadays cellphones perform!
And he predicted a cellphone, just not by that name.
What's interesting is how attached we are to our mobiles. Our entire lives are on them!
And I get extremely anxious if I've forgotten to take mine with me. I think, "Oh my gosh, what if something happens? How do I call someone for help?" This is on my way to Spar, which is only less than 15 minutes from my home! Besides, Yzer is a small town and I'm well-known here, so there will also be help!
Now I'm worried!
Asking WHY makes you WHY-ser
WHY:
Why is there black grating on your microwave door?
BECAUSE:
The black grating is called the Faraday shield. You need it since it prevents the electromagnetic fields from going out of the oven. If that happens, it will warm the people in the area. On top of that, your food will not be cooked either!
WHY:
Why is there black grating on your microwave door?
BECAUSE:
The black grating is called the Faraday shield. You need it since it prevents the electromagnetic fields from going out of the oven. If that happens, it will warm the people in the area. On top of that, your food will not be cooked either!
These hilarious real life exchanges recorded by court reporters are from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History —
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
Did you know that these things have names?
The ‘na na na’ and ‘la la la’ which don’t have any meaning in the lyrics of a song are called vocables.
When you combine an exclamation mark with a question (like this?!) it is called an interrobang.
The ‘na na na’ and ‘la la la’ which don’t have any meaning in the lyrics of a song are called vocables.
When you combine an exclamation mark with a question (like this?!) it is called an interrobang.
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Puns and One-liners
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I can’t stand sitting down.
Mountains aren’t just funny – they’re hill areas.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I can’t stand sitting down.
Mountains aren’t just funny – they’re hill areas.
The dot over the lower case "i" or "j" is known as a "tittle."
Just the one ?
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