These hilarious real life exchanges recorded by court reporters are from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History —
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
And that is why I don't share a closet with my wife...
Actually it's not a train smash if I run out of coffee - but coffee juice is another matter!!
Did you know that these things have names?
The utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence.
The utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence.
Puns and One-liners
My patience has stretch marks.
I wasn’t able to make reservations at the library – they’re completely booked.
I didn’t like having long nails, but they’re growing on me.
My patience has stretch marks.
I wasn’t able to make reservations at the library – they’re completely booked.
I didn’t like having long nails, but they’re growing on me.
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