These hilarious real life exchanges recorded by court reporters are from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History —
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
Between this and original CocaCola with Cocaine ... Little wonder our Grandparents walked around with smiles on their faces most of the time
I strongly disagree. Please don't promote such things.
I would become very lonely.
Question: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Answer: It is not a problem, he doesn't need to sleep during the day, he sleeps at night.
Answer: It is not a problem, he doesn't need to sleep during the day, he sleeps at night.
I'm not saying anything
Puns and One-liners
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
Did you hear the one about the baker? It really takes the cake.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
Did you hear the one about the baker? It really takes the cake.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
And that's why we found ourselves in this k@k!
As a teenager I did some wierd sh... stuff, yes foodstuffs too ... and this was one of many, another being a small slab of chocolate between two slices of bread, (remembering that we didn't have Nutella back in ye' day)
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