These hilarious real life exchanges recorded by court reporters are from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History —
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Question: Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet.
Answer: Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet.
At least he's living up to his name!
conspiracy theory triggered... why DO the years just keep coming and coming....
conspiracy theory triggered... why DO the years just keep coming and coming....
Don't you wish you were a year?
Puns and One-liners
I nearly drowned yesterday. It was a breath-taking experience.
I had a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
I nearly drowned yesterday. It was a breath-taking experience.
I had a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
Of course, where else???
I recall a plethora of similar handouts and posters in and around the Edenvale / Bedfordview area a few years back, with all manner and sort of outrageous claims from "Traditional Healers", to which they've now gone online
https://www.divinesandra.com/ https://mzansi-spellcaster.com/ https://www.professorsadalah.com/
The anti-vegan movement was stepping it's campaign up a few notches.
I like your post, and ... dislike intensely the poster you posted, as a reminder of the ANC's thievery and corruption that continues unabated
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