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A young guy walks into a drug store.
He says to the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s house.
Afterwards I hope there’s a chance I get lucky, if you know what I mean.”
The cashier responds, “I assume you’ll be needing condoms, then?”
He gives him a pack. The guy pays and heads for the door, before he smiles, turns around, and comes back. “You know what, her mom is pretty hot too, I think I’ll take another pack”.
Later in the day, while he’s at the dinner, the guy sits at the table but doesn’t say a word.
The girlfriend’s mother ask him to say grace. He prays, prays, and prays.
After he’s finally done, his girlfriend tells him “I didn’t know you were so religious”.
He replies, “I didn’t know your father worked at the drugstore!”
He says to the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s house.
Afterwards I hope there’s a chance I get lucky, if you know what I mean.”
The cashier responds, “I assume you’ll be needing condoms, then?”
He gives him a pack. The guy pays and heads for the door, before he smiles, turns around, and comes back. “You know what, her mom is pretty hot too, I think I’ll take another pack”.
Later in the day, while he’s at the dinner, the guy sits at the table but doesn’t say a word.
The girlfriend’s mother ask him to say grace. He prays, prays, and prays.
After he’s finally done, his girlfriend tells him “I didn’t know you were so religious”.
He replies, “I didn’t know your father worked at the drugstore!”
I am ashamed to admit this, but it took me almost 56 years to figure out what “Jingle Bells” truly are.
Regards
Thanks. It was great. Seriously.
My Mom told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex.
Not the best advice I’d ever been given ... so at the first opportune moment,
I burst into my parents bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’
Dad was very upset ... His secretary was surprisingly nice about it though ...
I got the bike
Not the best advice I’d ever been given ... so at the first opportune moment,
I burst into my parents bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’
Dad was very upset ... His secretary was surprisingly nice about it though ...
I got the bike
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