While I took my son to the barber today it reminded me of this old joke:
Kid goes with her mom to the hairdresser. As she might be a while, she gives her daughter a few zoo biscuits to chew on while they're busy. So while the hairdresser's busy cutting the mom's hair, she stands right next to her mom's chair. Eventually the hairdresser turns to her and says: "Little girl, you're going to get hairs on your cookie." The little girl turns to her wide eyed and says "I know! And titties too!"
Kid goes with her mom to the hairdresser. As she might be a while, she gives her daughter a few zoo biscuits to chew on while they're busy. So while the hairdresser's busy cutting the mom's hair, she stands right next to her mom's chair. Eventually the hairdresser turns to her and says: "Little girl, you're going to get hairs on your cookie." The little girl turns to her wide eyed and says "I know! And titties too!"
