Get a wheelbarrow ... with some clever signage on it, you may improve your "sales" too
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Reminds me of a joke I heard long ago...
So this guy was invited to a "fancy" dress party. Being a bit of an "Adonis" they sent him a fig-leaf and said he must attend as Adam. So he sent the leaf back saying :"Leaf too small, send bigger one".
So they did, the new leaf arrived and again he sent it back: "Leaf too small, send bigger one".
This went on for a couple of days and after the 5th reply from him they sent him a new invite.....
"Throw member over shoulder and attend as fireman!"
I used to weigh that. But then I got circumcised, so now I weigh 300 pounds.
Was this her?
could be, dont remember her face...
And still we will not read them...
Were they written in a more appropreate place however, who knows...
Regards
Don't think your focal range could cope anyway. LOL.
I know right
Who still buys Mac laptops?
Smokey, one more word, one more word, and out come the Voodoo dolls with your likeness.
Best Regards
Best Regards
You cover your video camera so no-one can take a photo of you drinking Castle Lite and then you go and post this...
Third paragraph, line 2, it's "you're" and not "your"
I don't think it's for the Castle Light though...
I wonder if the other leg is done in Braille...
Hope so.
PS: If a deaf girl gives you a handjob, does it count as oral sex?
Asking for a friend.
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