Dirty Lol's Thread

Sex-Insurance: Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance.
The insurance companies have formulated the following options:
Option 1:
If you sleep with your wife
- LEGAL & GENERAL
Option 2:
If you sleep with your wife in your car
- AUTO & GENERAL
Option 3:
If you sleep with someone else's wife:
- MUTUAL & FEDERAL
Option 4:
Sleeping with your mother-in-law
- OLD MUTUAL
Option 5:
If you sleep with a Muslim-girl
- SANLAM
Option 6:
Sleeping with more than one person at the same time
- PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX
Option 7:
Taking advantage of the person you sleep with
- LIBERTY LIFE
Option 8:
Man sleeping with another man
- HOLLARD
Option 9:
Having sex on the spur of the moment
- MOMENTUM
Option 10:
Sleeping with your ex-wife
- OUTSURANCE
Option 11:
Sleeping with a prostitute
- BUDGET
Option 12:
Having sex with someone you don't even know
- DISCOVERY
Option 13:
Having sex with a virgin
-FIRST FOR WOMEN
 
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