Jip, working on a comeback.
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Jip, working on a comeback.
Distinction between Guts and Balls
To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words:
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all
Heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know
The difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
Met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, Are
You still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and
Slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,
You're next, Chubby.
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in instant death.
To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words:
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all
Heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know
The difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
Met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, Are
You still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and
Slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,
You're next, Chubby.
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in instant death.
"Sick as xxxx" somebody has been watching RipTrippers lol
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
respect her,
honour her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
Compliment her,
respect her,
honour her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
I'M pretty sure someone waited their whole life to write this:
And this one...cuz you know old people deserve sexy time too
And this one...cuz you know old people deserve sexy time too
The diplomatic side of me wants to say "Hope no-one is offended by this"
The other side (predominant side) is laughing my ass off!
and yes it was a real mod, by a real modder, and yes it was sold.
Also it has a bigger brother called Graham Noodle, that was also sold.
http://affordablemods.webs.com/one-offs
The other side (predominant side) is laughing my ass off!
and yes it was a real mod, by a real modder, and yes it was sold.
Also it has a bigger brother called Graham Noodle, that was also sold.
http://affordablemods.webs.com/one-offs
Phil B reviewed one of these, it was the funniest review I've seen see if you can find it.
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OK this is a test to see if your brain is still working...
Which one do you think is a blonde?
Scroll down... Amazing I did not see it before...
The Blonde is the one with the wrong leg up! That's OK I didn't pass the test either!
Which one do you think is a blonde?
Scroll down... Amazing I did not see it before...
The Blonde is the one with the wrong leg up! That's OK I didn't pass the test either!
OK this is a test to see if your brain is still working...
Which one do you think is a blonde?
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Scroll down... Amazing I did not see it before...
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The Blonde is the one with the wrong leg up! That's OK I didn't pass the test either!
I got it First time
@ R.59-99 a kilo. Been to a skurwe pub the other day where they give away for free.
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