Dirty Lol's Thread

Now I really regret missing out on the vape meet.

There's more ... ;)
@vicTor walked into the bar yesterday, and saw @JurgensSt sitting beside a 12-inch pianist, so he said, “That’s amazing. Where did he come from?”
So Jurgens pulls out an old lamp and tells him the genie inside will grant him one wish ...
vicTor of course takes the lamp and starts rubbing profusely, and to his amazement, a puff of purple smoke spews out and slowly collects in the form of a genie ...
In a booming voice, the genie tells vicTor that he can make one wish, so vicTor thinks about it a while, and then says, “I wish I had a million bucks.”
Suddenly, the bar was filled with Springbok, bursting from the door and windows, standing on top of the bar, and dunking their heads into people’s drinks.
“WTF just happened?!” says vicTor ... to which Jurgens replies, “I know hey ... Did you really think I wanted a twelve-inch pianist?”
 
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