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Today we start with a new Souff Efrican Deekshunirry
A
Aikona - no way !!
B
Bad - you sleep on it in the bad room
Beds - tarentaals, doves, owls etc
Beg - container, as in shopping beg, hend-beg.
Ben - to set alight
Bakki - use on the faam to load ships [sheep]
C
Cheldren - our future is in their hands
Chetz - where worshippers go on Sundays
Cads - you play striep-poker or snap! with them
D
Debben - city with shucks - Kwa-Zulu Natal
Deekshunirry - where you find weds
Detty - opposite of clean
Driva - holds the steering wheel of a teksi
Dack - very dack at night when the lights are off [thanks to ESKOM]
E
Ebban - you get ebban and rural erriors
Effrican - from the continent of Efrica
Erriors - districts, e.g. ebban erriors
Ewways - eg. SAA, Kulula, Mango etc
F
Fems - companies
Fest - the one before second and third
Fok - to eat with
Faam - you can faam with ship or cows
Faamma - he owns the faam
G
Gaddin - where you grow spinash
Geave - you MUST geave, I WILL take
Get - a hinged device in a fence on a faam
H
Haat - it beats in your chest
Hair - as opposed to heem
Heppi - state of elatement, e.g. I'm so heppi - I just got a faam...
Hiss - masculine form of hairs
Habba - where sheeps park
J
Jems - little goggos that give you flu
K
Kah - what you drive
Kebbijees - vegetable in gaddin
Kep-town - city with flat mountain by the sea
Kettegri - in a system of classification
Kleenix - where nesses wek
Kot - where they send you to jail
L
Len - to acquire knowledge
Leeda - as in ouwa Leeda, Cyril the president
Lungwich - weds what are spokkin
M
Memmary - weh your thoughts are
Measels - guided bombs
N
Nesses - they wek in kleenix and hospitals
P
Pee pull - powa to da pee pull
Peppa - Daily sun , The Stah
Pesson - one of pee pull
Pees - symbolized by white bed [bird]
Pees-Tox - Last tox before war
R
Riva - e.g. Limpopo, Vaal, Orange
Ree kwest - replaced by dee mands
S
Sheep - big boat
Shex - houses in squatter camps
Ship - provider of wool
Shuck-attak - if the shuck bites you
Shuck-nets - at Debben, for safety of sweemas
Spitch - what you make at a meeting
T
Teksi - kah for hire
Thest - ice cold Coke will relieve it on a hot day when you wek too hard
Tox - negotiations
Toi-toi - the strike dance before you ben everything
U
Ummy - military force to stop strike
W
Wee men - ladies
Weaner - the one with the most votes after recount
Weds - what you say
Wekkas - do the wek
Weld - the whole eath
Wems - small crawly creatures
A
Aikona - no way !!
B
Bad - you sleep on it in the bad room
Beds - tarentaals, doves, owls etc
Beg - container, as in shopping beg, hend-beg.
Ben - to set alight
Bakki - use on the faam to load ships [sheep]
C
Cheldren - our future is in their hands
Chetz - where worshippers go on Sundays
Cads - you play striep-poker or snap! with them
D
Debben - city with shucks - Kwa-Zulu Natal
Deekshunirry - where you find weds
Detty - opposite of clean
Driva - holds the steering wheel of a teksi
Dack - very dack at night when the lights are off [thanks to ESKOM]
E
Ebban - you get ebban and rural erriors
Effrican - from the continent of Efrica
Erriors - districts, e.g. ebban erriors
Ewways - eg. SAA, Kulula, Mango etc
F
Fems - companies
Fest - the one before second and third
Fok - to eat with
Faam - you can faam with ship or cows
Faamma - he owns the faam
G
Gaddin - where you grow spinash
Geave - you MUST geave, I WILL take
Get - a hinged device in a fence on a faam
H
Haat - it beats in your chest
Hair - as opposed to heem
Heppi - state of elatement, e.g. I'm so heppi - I just got a faam...
Hiss - masculine form of hairs
Habba - where sheeps park
J
Jems - little goggos that give you flu
K
Kah - what you drive
Kebbijees - vegetable in gaddin
Kep-town - city with flat mountain by the sea
Kettegri - in a system of classification
Kleenix - where nesses wek
Kot - where they send you to jail
L
Len - to acquire knowledge
Leeda - as in ouwa Leeda, Cyril the president
Lungwich - weds what are spokkin
M
Memmary - weh your thoughts are
Measels - guided bombs
N
Nesses - they wek in kleenix and hospitals
P
Pee pull - powa to da pee pull
Peppa - Daily sun , The Stah
Pesson - one of pee pull
Pees - symbolized by white bed [bird]
Pees-Tox - Last tox before war
R
Riva - e.g. Limpopo, Vaal, Orange
Ree kwest - replaced by dee mands
S
Sheep - big boat
Shex - houses in squatter camps
Ship - provider of wool
Shuck-attak - if the shuck bites you
Shuck-nets - at Debben, for safety of sweemas
Spitch - what you make at a meeting
T
Teksi - kah for hire
Thest - ice cold Coke will relieve it on a hot day when you wek too hard
Tox - negotiations
Toi-toi - the strike dance before you ben everything
U
Ummy - military force to stop strike
W
Wee men - ladies
Weaner - the one with the most votes after recount
Weds - what you say
Wekkas - do the wek
Weld - the whole eath
Wems - small crawly creatures
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Fred leaves a note for his wife :
WILMA ,
SOMEONE FROM
THE GYNA COLLEGES PHONED
HE SAID THE PABST BEER
IS FINE...
I THOUGHT YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BEER ?
LOVE FRED.
WILMA ,
SOMEONE FROM
THE GYNA COLLEGES PHONED
HE SAID THE PABST BEER
IS FINE...
I THOUGHT YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BEER ?
LOVE FRED.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
......I'm still working on it.
......I'm still working on it.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the
only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Something like :
All I want is a proper cup of coffee,
Made in a proper copper coffee pot
I may be off my dot
But I want a cup of coffee
From a proper coffee pot.
Tin coffee pots and iron coffee pots
They're no use to me -
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee
In a proper copper coffee pot
I'll have a cup of tea.
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