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- Thread starter Sharrivz
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No. but I do know about chicken farming. Now whilst it is common practice to keep your eggs at a certain temperature, you are bound to get a split between the amount of chicks and cocks that you aim to acquire.
Chicks are hot stuff as they can make you money.
More than one cock, on the other hand, is extraneous to your needs. This now leads us to having to take your cock and put it on a block. Using a tool fit for purpose, one must now remove the head. It is not always wise to keep your cock in your hand, especially if you do this in public or if your aim is a bit squiff.
Putting your cock down may see it running around, hence the expression, "running around like a headless chicken".
Keeping your cock in your hand may be uncomfortable, but only until it is completely limp.
Sometime the headless chicken will run into the bush and there is a saying that a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush. My male friends agree with the former and my female friends the latter.
Once your cock has drained of all the blood, you must keep your cock fresh. This is done by putting it in a sanitary container, we do not recommend freezing your cock as this could lead to freezer burn and eventual scarring which does not look pleasant if you plan to eat it or share it with a friend.
We also do not recommend garnishing your cock as this could lead to skin discoloration and you must keep your cock as your chicks would like to see it.
Finally if you wish to sell your cock, display it nicely, perhaps some photographs on social media, and advertise a price that will make both you and the client happy.
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