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Inventor of bullet proof glass tests his new invention, on his wife

Very clever thinking from the dude! You see, if he tested it on himself and it failed, he likely wouldn't have been able to improve the product at all.

P.S. It's a good thing HRH is not signed up on this forum or else I would have been like a squirrel at the end of winter - no more nuts.
 
"The human brain is amazing. It functions from the moment you're born. Every minute, every second, 24/7, 365. It only stops when you're talking... to someone attractive."
 
How to impress a woman:

Buy Flowers
Write her poetry
Opening the car door for her
Pull out her chair
Be nice to her family
Take note of her perfume
Always be aware of a new haircut
Don't belch or fart around her

How to impress a man
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Show up naked
 
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