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[Willyza]

Bless the little ones…
Gotta' love this one....makes you chuckle...First Grade Drawing - PRICELESS!
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.

he teacher graded it and the child took it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a snow shovel.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Harrington

 

[Willyza]

For the Chuck Fans

 

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[BumbleBee]

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This little oke cracks me up every time

 

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[Willyza]

Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London .

Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Ali ‘I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?’
Ali says, ‘Look at your sign, what does it say’?

Habib’s sign reads ‘I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support’.

Ali says ‘No wonder you only get £2- £3 Habib says… ‘So what does your sign say’?
Ali shows Habib his sign….

It reads, ‘I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan

 

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[Derick]

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haha, reminds me of something I saw on Reddit

What is the worst response to 'I love you'


Seen at 17:52

 

[johan]

@Derick there's just one answer: "a Dear Johnny letter" .

 

[Willyza]

With which of the following names are you not familiar?


1. Robert Mugabe
2. Julius Malema
3. Jacob Zuma
4. Giuseppe Riccardi
5. Winnie Mandela
6. Tiger Woods


Did you battle a little with number 4?

Typical!!

You know all the a$$holes, sl*ts, thieves & cheaters, but you don't know who the Pope is!

 

[Willyza]

Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican .

After receiving the Papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers,

"Your Holiness, we have an offer for you.

Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from

'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily coffee.'"

The Pope responds, "That is impossible. The prayer is the word of the Lord. It must not be changed."

"Well," says the Nescafe man, "we anticipated your reluctance. For this reason we will increase our offer to $300 million."

"My son, it is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord, and it must not be changed."

The Nescafe guy says, "Your Holiness, we at Nescafe respect your adherence to the faith, but we do have one final offer...

"We will donate $500 million - that's half a billion dollars - to the great Catholic Church

if you would only change the Lord's Prayer from

'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily coffee.' Please consider it." And he leaves.


The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals…

"There is some good news," he announces, "and some bad news.

The good news is that the Church will come into $500 million."

"And the bad news, your Holiness?" asks a Cardinal.

"We're losing the Hovis Bread account!

 

[Willyza]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station,
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said,
'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could go faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully,
'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

 

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I bet you all went meowwww meowwww meowwww! Lol

 

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[Alex]