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Doubles up as an air freshener!
Doubles up as an air freshener!
And it comes in a "His and Hers" pack of two!!! Brilliant!!! Old ketchup flavored car scent, can't wait! Hahahaha
... based on the amount of Tomato sauce I like to douse junk food in, a bucket would be more appropriate ... probably why I choose not to eat junk food in a car
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender, who is a robot, serves the man a perfectly mixed drink.
Robot bartender asks the man:
- What is your IQ?
- 150, answers the man.
The robot begins conversations with the man about global warming, quantum physics, religion, cloning, international environmental problems and nano-technology.
The man gets amazed and thinks: - This was really cool, and decides to test the robot.
He leaves the bar, to come back a while later for another drink.
Once again the robot serves him a perfect drink and asks: - What is your IQ? - About 100, the man answers.
The robot immediately starts conversation, but now he talks about football, cars, beer and women.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to test the robot one more time.
The man returns to the bar, gets his perfect drink and the robot asks:
- What is your IQ?
- Eh, 50, I think
And the robot slowly says: - So .. you... Thinking .. vote .. on .. ANC.. yes?
The bartender, who is a robot, serves the man a perfectly mixed drink.
Robot bartender asks the man:
- What is your IQ?
- 150, answers the man.
The robot begins conversations with the man about global warming, quantum physics, religion, cloning, international environmental problems and nano-technology.
The man gets amazed and thinks: - This was really cool, and decides to test the robot.
He leaves the bar, to come back a while later for another drink.
Once again the robot serves him a perfect drink and asks: - What is your IQ? - About 100, the man answers.
The robot immediately starts conversation, but now he talks about football, cars, beer and women.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to test the robot one more time.
The man returns to the bar, gets his perfect drink and the robot asks:
- What is your IQ?
- Eh, 50, I think
And the robot slowly says: - So .. you... Thinking .. vote .. on .. ANC.. yes?
I'd make a U - turn
Firelli or Woodyear?
I wonder what mileage he gets? May be an option then, but on the other hand, braking likely sucks.Firelli or Woodyear?
Firelli or Woodyear?
Brings new meaning to drag racing...
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
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