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- Thread starter Sharrivz
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Farmer buys a highly rated stud cow but after she gave birth to a calf once, she didn't want anything to do with the bull anymore.
If the bull approached her from the left, she turned right. If he approached her from the right, she turned left. If he approached her from behind, she sat down. And approaching from the front does not help as things don't work like that.
The farmer, feeling very frustrated, finally calls the vet to come and have a look at her. After a while the vet turns to the farmer and asks, "Does this cow come from Douglas?"
Farmer "Yes it does, why?"
Vet "My wife is also from Douglas"
If the bull approached her from the left, she turned right. If he approached her from the right, she turned left. If he approached her from behind, she sat down. And approaching from the front does not help as things don't work like that.
The farmer, feeling very frustrated, finally calls the vet to come and have a look at her. After a while the vet turns to the farmer and asks, "Does this cow come from Douglas?"
Farmer "Yes it does, why?"
Vet "My wife is also from Douglas"
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