Giggles
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No dry hits here please....
I like dry humour...
But i really like dark humour. Unfortunately dark humour is like food, not everybody gets it.
I could eat you up right now....
Speaking of food; every time you eat food coloring, you dye a little inside.
The look on her face when you know your foot found the spot
He practiced his foot work for years in the temple... hence the colour of his robe, he earned gold status in foot pleasuring techniques
n Seuntjie ry saam met sy ma in die kar.
Hy krap in sy neus en trek ‘n lang stuk snot uit.
Sy ma kyk en vra: “En nou? Wat gaan jy met dit doen?”
Seuntjie: “Nee die fok aleen weet... ons mag mos NIKS in DIE kar eet nie..
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Hy krap in sy neus en trek ‘n lang stuk snot uit.
Sy ma kyk en vra: “En nou? Wat gaan jy met dit doen?”
Seuntjie: “Nee die fok aleen weet... ons mag mos NIKS in DIE kar eet nie..
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I had to get my wife to translate for me @kimbo , I'm glad that my judgement of your character stands in tact. Now if @blujeenz or @Cespian had posted it, I probably wouldn't have asked her!n Seuntjie ry saam met sy ma in die kar.
Hy krap in sy neus en trek ‘n lang stuk snot uit.
Sy ma kyk en vra: “En nou? Wat gaan jy met dit doen?”
Seuntjie: “Nee die fok aleen weet... ons mag mos NIKS in DIE kar eet nie..
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Translating Afrikaans to English is only a problem if your from Durban
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Hahahahahaha!!!!Translating Afrikaans to English is only a problem if your from Durban
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When I get guys from Cape Town coming in at work, I tell them, "Ek kan nie praat die taal nie."
Without fail, EVERY TIME, they look at me like I just spoke Aramaic, and then carry on talking to me in Afrikaans! I can't believe I studied it at school for 10 years and can't even use it to tell people I can't speak it!
Lmao I schooled in Heidelberg in Standards 9 and Matric.
Every time I stood up to a Afrikaans class oral you would swear I was doing a stand up comedy routine by the laughter bellowing from our classroom
I got so tired of people laughing at "my snaakse accent" that whenever anyone spoke to me in Afrikaans I just answered in English. It's rude but hey it works
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This one appeals to my warped sense of humor!
Lmao I schooled in Heidelberg in Standards 9 and Matric.
Every time I stood up to a Afrikaans class oral you would swear I was doing a stand up comedy routine by the laughter bellowing from our classroom
I got so tired of people laughing at "my snaakse accent" that whenever anyone spoke to me in Afrikaans I just answered in English. It's rude but hey it works
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Hahaha! Knowing you, you probably were trying to do a stand-up routine, but in Afrikaans! I used to have a friend as well that was Afrikaans, and laughed his ass off every time I spoke it. I started laughing every time he spoke English (which was actually flawless), until he took a swing at me one day. I feel we both learnt a valuable life-lesson that day
Lmao I schooled in Heidelberg in Standards 9 and Matric.
Every time I stood up to a Afrikaans class oral you would swear I was doing a stand up comedy routine by the laughter bellowing from our classroom
I got so tired of people laughing at "my snaakse accent" that whenever anyone spoke to me in Afrikaans I just answered in English. It's rude but hey it works
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This one appeals to my warped sense of humor!
Hahaha! Knowing you, you probably were trying to do a stand-up routine, but in Afrikaans! I used to have a friend as well that was Afrikaans, and laughed his ass off every time I spoke it. I started laughing every time he spoke English (which was actually flawless), until he took a swing at me one day. I feel we both learnt a valuable life-lesson that day
In one afrikaans class in high school I proudly stated "Ek bors my tande"
Ever since then, I have no problems with people speaking to me in Afrikaans, but I WILL reply in English - I have no problems carrying on a bilingual conversation, it's how I avoid making a tit of myself
“The Twelve Days of Christmas” does not make a whole lot of sense. What is a partridge doing in a pear tree? Partridges are ground-nesting birds!
