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- Thread starter Sharrivz
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Daar is tye wat 'n mens dankbaar is jy mis n braai en 'n kuier, veral as jy die volgende dag daar kom om te sien hoe rof die party was, die spit is amper skoon geëet, die bottels en glase staan die wêreld vol, paar mense nog opsoek na fone en klere, tot jy om die hoek kom en jy sien die skaap staan nog teen die paal vas gemaak maar die hond is weg.....
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Now THAT'S a party!
Stressed husband:
My wife is missing.
She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Police: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Police: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Police: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Police: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Police: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Police: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my Land Cruiser.
Police: What kind of Land Cruiser was it?
Husband: A 2007 pearl white 100 Series GX with 4.5 litre EFI, 165kW. It has a centre fridge console, front and rear diff locks, rear camera, aluminium Front Runner roof rack, leather heated seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has an extra 80 litre ProWorks stainless steel fuel tank, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with removable tow-bar, sunroof, double-din DVD player with full navigation, satellite radio, VHF radio, six cup holders, two 5-amp USB ports, and 4 Hella power outlets. Fitted with 285/75/16 Mud Terrain BF Goodrich tires on 6 stud, 8J steel rims. 236 984 km's on the clock the day before yesterday.
At this point, the husband started choking up.
Police: Take it easy sir, we'll find your Cruiser!
My wife is missing.
She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Police: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Police: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Police: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Police: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Police: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Police: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my Land Cruiser.
Police: What kind of Land Cruiser was it?
Husband: A 2007 pearl white 100 Series GX with 4.5 litre EFI, 165kW. It has a centre fridge console, front and rear diff locks, rear camera, aluminium Front Runner roof rack, leather heated seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has an extra 80 litre ProWorks stainless steel fuel tank, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with removable tow-bar, sunroof, double-din DVD player with full navigation, satellite radio, VHF radio, six cup holders, two 5-amp USB ports, and 4 Hella power outlets. Fitted with 285/75/16 Mud Terrain BF Goodrich tires on 6 stud, 8J steel rims. 236 984 km's on the clock the day before yesterday.
At this point, the husband started choking up.
Police: Take it easy sir, we'll find your Cruiser!
Surely not everybody was Kung Fu fighting?
@Rob Fisher , nobody could say for sure... They were fast as lightning.
Yip, in fact it was a little bit frighting!
Oom Rob,you gave me a serious earworm now!
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Glad to hear I'm not alone in this. Ever since reading that post. over and over... Eisch!Oom Rob,you gave me a serious earworm now!Gonna take forever to get that song out my head!
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Actually went on Apple Music and downloaded the song now
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Bwahahahaha!
Totally going to attempt that!!
I did,had the whole family laughing their gonadz off!
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I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
Jacob Zuma
I bet his real name is Richard
