Giggles
- Thread starter Sharrivz
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An elderly couple who had just learned how to send text messages were on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her hubby a romantic text message and so she got out her phone and typed:
"If you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing send me your smile. If you are eating send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying send me your tears."
The husband texted back to her, "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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"If you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing send me your smile. If you are eating send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying send me your tears."
The husband texted back to her, "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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Dammit ... guess this flavour is going back in the bag
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