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After the Black Friday sales:
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It's that time of the year again. I just got a call from our local charity asking me to donate my old clothes to the starving South Africans.
I told them to bugger off.
Anyone that can fit into my clothes is not bloody starving.
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I told them to bugger off.
Anyone that can fit into my clothes is not bloody starving.
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Apologies if I've posted this before.
Two engineers arrived at work at the same time and one said, "You normally walk to work. Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking home yesterday, took a shortcut through the park, and was minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Two engineers arrived at work at the same time and one said, "You normally walk to work. Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking home yesterday, took a shortcut through the park, and was minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Markus Jooste
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Markus Johannes Jooste (born January 1961)[2] is a South African businessman and the former CEO of Steinhoff International. He has been with the company since 1988, and is responsible for turning the company into Europe's second-largest home good retailer. He was reported to be one of Africa's richest poese ($400 million) and is an avid perd fokker.[1] In December 2017 he resigned from Steinhoff International in disgrace after an investigation into accounting irregularities reminiscent of the Enron scandal wiped $10 billion of the Steinhoff market cap in 48 hours. [3]
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Markus Johannes Jooste (born January 1961)[2] is a South African businessman and the former CEO of Steinhoff International. He has been with the company since 1988, and is responsible for turning the company into Europe's second-largest home good retailer. He was reported to be one of Africa's richest poese ($400 million) and is an avid perd fokker.[1] In December 2017 he resigned from Steinhoff International in disgrace after an investigation into accounting irregularities reminiscent of the Enron scandal wiped $10 billion of the Steinhoff market cap in 48 hours. [3]
[edit] I copied and pasted this from Wikipedia which has since been edited.
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I can tear my hair out when this happens!!
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