Giggles
- Thread starter Sharrivz
- Start date
If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.
If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
HOWEVER! If you cross the South African Border illegally you get:
a job,
a drivers license,
a pension card,
welfare grants,
credit cards,
a house,
a free education and
free health care.
Perks include!
weapons of your choice.
And in South Africa you can!
murder,
use drugs,
drink and drive,
steal,
rape
BUT PLEASE South Africans DON'T SMOKE in a public place - it is illegal.
Please Share The Laughter. Of How screwed Up Our Government Is.
O ja en jy kan pis net waar jy wil.
If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
HOWEVER! If you cross the South African Border illegally you get:
a job,
a drivers license,
a pension card,
welfare grants,
credit cards,
a house,
a free education and
free health care.
Perks include!
weapons of your choice.
And in South Africa you can!
murder,
use drugs,
drink and drive,
steal,
rape
BUT PLEASE South Africans DON'T SMOKE in a public place - it is illegal.
Please Share The Laughter. Of How screwed Up Our Government Is.
O ja en jy kan pis net waar jy wil.
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