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[ARYANTO]

Do you know the difference between poisonous and venomous snakes? It is surprisingly simple. If you bite the snake and you die, the snake was poisonous. If the snake bites you and you die, the snake was venomous.

 

[Raindance]

Do you know the difference between poisonous and venomous snakes? It is surprisingly simple. If you bite the snake and you die, the snake was poisonous. If the snake bites you and you die, the snake was venomous.

Brilliant! So now nobody will have any excuse for not knowing!

Regards

 

[ARYANTO]

My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and recently my wife asked me to get some pills
that would make sure we can have some action in the bedroom again.

I brought home diet pills. Apparently... not what she meant...

 

[RainstormZA]

 

[Bumblebabe]

 

[ARYANTO]

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile

 

[ARYANTO]

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You’re pointless!

 

[ARYANTO]

Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.....

 

[Raindance]

Sorry guys, this only works in Afrikaans.

Wat het die een skilpad vir die ander een gese?

"Hou my dop, ek gaan nou swem".

Cheers.

 

[craigb]

 

[ARYANTO]

Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary?
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A trip to Greenland
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Wow, that’s awesome, and for our 50th anniversary?
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Then I pick you up again....

 

[ARYANTO]

My wife had a terrible accident with my BMW.
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OMW, is she hurt?
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Not yet.... She locked herself in the bathroom...

 

[RainstormZA]

School holiday rules?? I need these rules for myself, before I access the foumd in the mornings!


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I would definitely use this for my brother's kids...

This is not a lot to ask considering I worked my ass off from age 13...

 

[ARYANTO]

I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet. We have 245 tiles...

 

[ARYANTO]

They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life
by 2 minutes. I did the math.
Seems I died in 1746....

 

[ARYANTO]

INSULT :
Go bungee jumping...Your life started with a malfunctioning rubber,
so it’s only right it should end that way, too.

 

[zadiac]

Ok, most of these have already been posted. Maybe make a list of what you've already posted. Go back and see which ones you already posted. Although I find them quite funny, I don't like reading the same joke over and over

 

[ARYANTO]

OK -- no more jokes .

 

[jm10]

OK -- no more jokes .

Nooooo!!!!! Keep em coming


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[ARYANTO]

Nooooo!!!!! Keep em coming
zadiac said there is too many repeats ?

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[GregF]

An Englishman and a Frenchman meet in a bar. Englishman says “you know we are playing Croatia tonight?” Frenchman replies “what a coincidence, we are playing them on Sunday!”

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[Rob Fisher]

 

[zadiac]

Wasn't trying to be nasty @ARYANTO. We like your jokes, but you really do post some jokes twice. Maybe keep track of what you've already posted?

 

[Adephi]

 

[Adephi]