Giggles
- Thread starter Sharrivz
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I need these in my life
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No ballroom.
No ballroom.
'I went to the doctor the other day and asked, 'Have you got anything for wind ?'
He gave me a kite... '
He gave me a kite... '
So what if I don't know what ''Armageddon'' means?
It's not the end of the world...
It's not the end of the world...
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
[Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die!]
[Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die!]
I had to share it
Don't smoke and fly either
Send from this side of the screen
O hell!! That's me!!!!
Send from this side of the screen
Where did you get this pic??
To the guy who stole my anti -depressants.....I hope you happy now . . .
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos
...then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
...then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
Storks...
Two storks are sitting in the nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork says, "Nowhere... Just scaring high school students!"
Two storks are sitting in the nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork says, "Nowhere... Just scaring high school students!"
Teacher: ‘Charles, you know you can't sleep in my class.'
Charles: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'
Charles: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'
Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges,
"Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."
From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting,
"Amanda,
Amanda, Amanda, Amanda,
Amanda, Amanda, Amanda,
Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."
"Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."
From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting,
"Amanda,
Amanda, Amanda, Amanda,
Amanda, Amanda, Amanda,
Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."
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