Giggles

Quintusson · 4/4/22

Marius Keinhans said:
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Every time I see this I remember the time when I was a kid and my best friend's mom bought him this t-shirt. Thing is, they were very religious and no swearing was allowed, etc. etc. but she just saw the 'stress' part and maybe the first line and then thought to buy it for her son. He was super stoked when he got it! Alas, the first time he wore it and his mom actually read what was written, about 5 seconds later I was the proud owner of a new t-shirt...

Intuthu Kagesi · 4/4/22

An Engineer was crossing a road one day when
a frog called out to him and said; “If you kiss
me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with
you for one week.” The Engineer took the frog
out of his pocket, smiled at it; and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you
want.” Again the Engineer took the frog out, smiled at it,
and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked,
“What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess,
and that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you
want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The Engineer said;
“Look I’m an Engineer ... I don’t have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is really cool.”