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Give this man a ...... condom
Abdullah Sevinc, a man living in the city of Van in Turkey, is the proud father of a total of 15 boys and girls, some with his first wife and some with his second.
The man, pictured together with his children in the photos included in the gallery below, had his youngest bundles of joy at the esteemed age of 85.
Much to his surprise, his wife delivered not just one child but twins. “By God's will, I did not expect twins,” the 85-year-old father confessed in an interview.
Abdullah Sevinc remarried after his wife's passing
The man is now married to 46-year-old Hanifa Abdullah Mihrinaz. The two tied the knot nearly a decade ago, following the death of Abdullah Sevinc's first wife, and have since had 5 children together, the twins included.
The man's first wife, who died about 15 years back, left him with 10 boys and girls. With 15 offspring to worry about, Abdullah Sevinc has at long last come to the realization that perhaps it might be a good idea not to have any more children.
“After this I will not consider another child. 15 is enough for me,” he said in a statement, as cited by Mirror. After all, there's only so many diapers a man can stand to change or watch being changed.
Becoming a father at 85 made the man feel ashamed
Most guys his age have other preoccupations than making babies, and 85-year-old Abdullah Sevinc is the first to admit that his late-life fatherhood is somewhat of an oddity.
Even so, he's not going to make excuses for himself. Sure, it's not common for men his age to become fathers - especially not fathers to twins - but, then again, he's just a married guy who happens to love his wife.
As he put it, “I am old but I have my health. I'm a little ashamed, but there's nothing I can do.”
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her To bring a list Of
all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.
As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide As he
realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control Pills..
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL
Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in These that
that could possibly help you
sleep!"
She reached out and Patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I
know that. But every morning,
I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year
old Granddaughter drinks ..
And believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
You gotta Love Grandmas.
life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her To bring a list Of
all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.
As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide As he
realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control Pills..
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL
Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in These that
that could possibly help you
sleep!"
She reached out and Patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I
know that. But every morning,
I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year
old Granddaughter drinks ..
And believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
You gotta Love Grandmas.
Piet, Gatiep en Sipho is by die akwarium toe Piet sê:
"Check net daai moerse haai, is 'n Great White!"
Sipho strip toe sommer sy BEE georiënteerde moer en vra:
"Why does everything have to be white, there should
be a Great Black shark."
Gatiep sê toe: "Nei my bra, djy's sieke mal, hoe
sallit wies as 'n haai nie ordintlik ka' swemmie?!
Ma' imagine liewerster...'n Great Coloured Shark!"
Piet check hom uit en sê:
"Is JY nou f*&&en mal, hoe sal 'n haai sonder sy voortande lyk?!
"Check net daai moerse haai, is 'n Great White!"
Sipho strip toe sommer sy BEE georiënteerde moer en vra:
"Why does everything have to be white, there should
be a Great Black shark."
Gatiep sê toe: "Nei my bra, djy's sieke mal, hoe
sallit wies as 'n haai nie ordintlik ka' swemmie?!
Ma' imagine liewerster...'n Great Coloured Shark!"
Piet check hom uit en sê:
"Is JY nou f*&&en mal, hoe sal 'n haai sonder sy voortande lyk?!
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BUD the Cowboy
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montanawhen suddenly a brand-new 2015 BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Apple i phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple ipad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a Congressman for the U.S.Government", says Bud.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know s** t about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.”
“Now give me back my dog.”
AND THAT FOLKS, IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montanawhen suddenly a brand-new 2015 BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Apple i phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple ipad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a Congressman for the U.S.Government", says Bud.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know s** t about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.”
“Now give me back my dog.”
AND THAT FOLKS, IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
Eddie van Halen folks!
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