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The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A34 in Cheshire recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"
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Its Phuza Thursday.... and imway to chicken to taste this drunk!
hmmm... seems a password isn't enough, looks like we're going to have to implement breathalyser tests into the forum login screenYou know what???
Its Phuza Thursday.... and imway to chicken to taste this drunk!
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What a performance from AB today!
MACHETE!
Oom, you should watch the YouTube with the guy and his infinite electricity trick...hilarious
Geez Rowan but you are looking for serious k@k by addressing me as feckin "oom"!!!
- No I don't want to see any "infinite power" stuff, I receive emails on a daily basis about this shite! It doesn't exist - fullstop!
But infinite power does exist, it is called Ironman's ArcGeez Rowan but you are looking for serious k@k by addressing me as feckin "oom"!!!
you know the one that sits in his chest 
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