Reading Forum As A Non-vaper

[Clouds4Days]

Close those "bedroom doors" dude, waaay too much info.

Im only human

Baaabbbyyy.... I cant hold on much longer, much longerrr....
And when i get that feeling i need sexual healinggg....

 

[blujeenz]

Agreed! I'd pull and twist wire all day

pervie 17yr old bob?

 

[zadiac]

She started hogging the Priv to such an extent that i started filling her smok stick with my juice...

Is that what they call it these days?

 

[Stosta]

Oh Happy Days! Found a vendor with the large juice hole, black o-ring...

I now know WAY too much about @Rob Fisher 's preferences!

 

[blujeenz]

I now know WAY too much about @Rob Fisher 's preferences!

Adopted kids, pffftt... always talking out the house.

 

[Greyz]

@Juani TMI
"Trickster of note, unbeatable at blowing O’s…."

 

[blujeenz]

Oki im coming

Great this might get my wife to come.. ..

Sounds dodgy.

A whole lot of coming in Cape Town this November, for non-vapers this translates to "attending" a vapecon.

 

[Anneries]

damnit @blujeenz hahaha. Nooo!!!
Got me. Will have to read my posts before hitting reply.

Edit to add: this just shows the excitement this event creates for us vaping capies

 

[blujeenz]

much better since I got me some bacon and stuff her full!

Hee haw cowboy.

 

[Stosta]

... Thats a major step up from a few weeks ago where I'd make a 10inch length and none of it is usable or Instagramable (such a word exists?!?)

Shame Grapes, 10 inches is still impressive even if you can't use it. It is really admirable that you can share that sort of thing with all of us.

 

[Gazzacpt]

Shame Grapes, 10 inches is still impressive even if you can't use it. It is really admirable that you can share that sort of thing with all of us.

Best reply of the week. Made my morning.

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[Stosta]

Best reply of the week. Made my morning.

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Glad I could be of assistance good sir!

 

[GerritVisagie]

Just found this thread....
This is why my wife looks at me funny every now and then.
Our lingo borders on a fifty shades of grey book


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[Cespian]

Just found this thread....
This is why my wife looks at me funny every now and then.
Our lingo borders on a fifty shades of grey book


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Well, clearly 50 shades of @Greyz as @Stosta so cleverly pointed out

 

[GregF]

I just found this thread and had a good chuckle. Then I stumbled onto this....

tilted it to one side, then squirted big blob of cream into the bottom......., and then put the entire large blob in my mouth. This was the hard bit because you have to do it like the pros. I was determined to be at least half as good as the oke in @method1's video. I didn't have the white coat but I got the rest perfectly.
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Sorry @RichJB couldnt resist.
@method1 what videos you posting

 

[blujeenz]

hell I probably have juices in places I cant remember too.

Picture the scene...bends over to wipe butt and out drops a 30ml bottle of 3mg Special Reserve.... its the old steeping process excuse.

 

[Stosta]

Picture the scene...bends over to wipe butt and out drops a 30ml bottle of 3mg Special Reserve.... its the old steeping process excuse.

Haha! [Insert] [Twerk] [Relax and Cough] [Enjoy]

 

[Greyz]

Picture the scene...bends over to wipe butt and out drops a 30ml bottle of 3mg Special Reserve.... its the old steeping process excuse.

Demmit, I'm becoming a regular here now

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[blujeenz]

But I need something quite tight. Can it go tight?

Maybe flick it with the tongue a few times.

 

[Silver]

Maybe flick it with the tongue a few times.

I knew that was coming @blujeenz

Oh no - I mean - I knew you would post that.

By the way, there was another post recently (I think this morning) that was a classic for this thread - thought you would have found it....

 

[ShamZ]

Extremely tight on the smallest hole ...

Dont forget this one

 

[Greyz]

I dunno how this gold evaded this thread!

@Andre "I MTL anything under the sun!" - I'm sure the wife is very happy with your mouth skills....

 

[Stosta]

Because I clean my REO's so often that the Wood insert swelled a bit and the door was tight.

This guy REALLY enjoys cleaning his REO's!

 

[blujeenz]

I've been a very bad boy because I have never tasted wiener juice before.
This is a great opertunity for me to taste a Wiener!
Then I will be a Good boy, Promise!

and the winner for Gay Pride Parade mascot is...

 

[Stosta]

and the winner for Gay Pride Parade mascot is...

Haha! @Quakes you're not supposed to be hitting on @Rooigevaar ! That's not how you win!