Reading Forum As A Non-vaper

[Quakes]

Ooo SNAP!! I don't know how to cover up for this one....

K.O.

 

[craigb]

i do that weird sound grunt thing that my girlfriend hates and then its all over my eyes and nose go crazy

yes, it's horribly out of context, but was just as funny IN context

 

[Stosta]

...

Ps. Or so they say as I don't eat the bun!


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Well buddy, I can assure you you're missing out on a lot of fun!

 

[blujeenz]

It's so tiny, and this is the big one

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Is that what she said?

 

[BumbleBee]

Is that what she said?

Haha, how many of you have more than one, hey?

 

[blujeenz]

one of Rob's Lounge's nymphettes can come dancing

Now you're sounding like the creative director of a blue movie.

ps. Was she Brazilian by any chance? cos they dance a lot, just curious, doesnt sound like one I've seen before.

 

[gdigitel]

Now you're sounding like the creative director of a blue movie.

ps. Was she Brazilian by any chance? cos they dance a lot, just curious, doesnt sound like one I've seen before.

Ah... when you do come across this scene, please forward to me... I will use my creative directing skills to verify authenticity. There is a lot of fraudsters out there you know.

 

[blujeenz]

and here it is with a turd peeping out of the hole...

Building mech mods in the bathroom?

This was an easy one, probably left on purpose, but I'll take it all the same.

Beware, no text too small, I read it all.

 

[Stosta]

Building mech mods in the bathroom?

This was an easy one, probably left on purpose, but I'll take it all the same.

Beware, no text too small, I read it all.

We should rename this thread to @blujeenz 's Lounge.

 

[craigb]

Same boat brother....
Do you know if here in S.A one gets paid if you a sperm donar

man the pipes...me want

if I hadn't ordered a couple of other mods in bound this Jan I may have pulled the trigger...

3 for 1 sale

 

[Clouds4Days]

3 for 1 sale

I see you spreading the seed.., i mean love ...

 

[Raindance]

... I tried to get a clean setup last night but ended up in trouble for making coils in bed ....

Ok... I understand that...

Regards

 

[blujeenz]

Not a nice feeling grabbing for ur unit and discovering it's all sticky when you weren't expecting it.

I sympathize bud, those wet dreams are a bugger.

 

[gdigitel]

I sympathize bud, those wet dreams are a bugger.

At least when it's a wet dream there is some pleasure involved.

 

[Raindance]

... since I seem to be enjoying the bottom feeding side of things....

Gee wiz! @Polar, you auditioning for the Jerry Springer show or something? Lol.

Regards

 

[Polar]

I've got the pump,the catch cup and the muuti.

Gee, thanks for sharing

On a more serious note, if I possibly had the only "muuti" in Africa, I'd keep that shit quiet unless you want a few of us looking shady in your neighborhood. @Genosmate

 

[Larry]

I find my lips enjoying something with a bit more girth.

Use it lose it.... .. .

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Too good to let it slide

 

[Anneries]

and I've been caught stroking it on occassion in the skelm while sucking on the Alien

Sorry @Amir but I couldn't let this one go without the due respect of this thread

 

[Amir]

Sorry @Amir but I couldn't let this one go without the due respect of this thread

Pun intended... I'm loving the feel of the minikin

 

[blujeenz]

I've got small hands and use my index finger so no issues for me

Sounds like the intro for "Nose Picking for Dummies".

 

[incredible_hullk]

Sounds like the intro for "Nose Picking for Dummies".

@blujeenz Why u confusing me and giving me heart attacks early in the morning...Im OCD abt posting in wrong threads and thought I did post it here instead of the other thread

 

[blujeenz]

@blujeenz Why u confusing me and giving me heart attacks early in the morning...Im OCD abt posting in wrong threads and thought I did post it here instead of the other thread

LOL, you need to have some context when posting your one liners, otherwise you end up here.

 

[incredible_hullk]

LOL, you need to have some context when posting your one liners, otherwise you end up here.

Will remember that to avoid embarrassment here

 

[Anneries]

Sorry @Silver but your euphoria and pure joy could not skip this thread. If read out of context most posts would seem uhm ... not so family friendly.

Oh boy @Maxxis - dont know what you did but you have given me so much pleasure in the last 20 minutes. Thank you, thank you!

PS - if I dont come back on the forum soon then I am probably lying on my bed in a horizontal position

@Paulie - your guava is delicious on this setup bro! Yeeehah!

 

[Raindance]

I still get goosebumps thinking of that horrible taste lurking around in my coil

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I am not going to add anything to that...

Regards