Reflections

[ARYANTO]

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing.

"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"

"Oh dear! I'm so very sorry," replied her friend. "What did you do?"

"Opened a can of peas instead."

 

[ARYANTO]

Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
A: The pavement.

 

[ARYANTO]

“To a mother, a son is never a fully grown man; and a son is never a fully grown man until he understands and accepts this about his mother.” (unknown)
“Mothers are inscrutable beings to their sons, always.” (A.E. Coppard)
“Mother is her son’s first god; she must teach him the most important lesson of all – how to love.” (F. Hodge)
“You may take offense at your mother. But always remember: your mother is the only woman, who will love you in spite all your disadvantages.”(anon)

 

[ARYANTO]

If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace,
what color Lamborghini would you buy?

I prefer an black one ...

 

[ARYANTO]

I remember in the old days when people used to get mad if you read their diary.
Now people put everything online and get mad when you don’t read it.

 

[ARYANTO]

Have you ever woken up, kissed the person next to you and thanked God that you’re still alive??
I did that this morning. I’m now banned from flying with Mango...

 

[ARYANTO]

If I was a grade 12 teacher I would staple McDonnalds job application forms to failed exams.

 

[Hooked]

If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace,
what color Lamborghini would you buy?

I prefer an black one ...

Reflection - or Giggle?

 

[Hooked]

If I was a grade 12 teacher I would staple McDonnalds job application forms to failed exams.

Reflection - or Giggle?

 

[Hooked]

Have you ever woken up, kissed the person next to you and thanked God that you’re still alive??
I did that this morning. I’m now banned from flying with Mango...

Reflection - or Giggle?

 

[Hooked]

 

[ARYANTO]

Reflection - or Giggle?

It can go either way - guess it depends on your mood

 

[ARYANTO]

Reflection - or Giggle?

definitely a reflection ...or a brilliant idea!

 

[ARYANTO]

Reflection - or Giggle?

statement

 

[acorn]

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[ARYANTO]

my wallet after VAPECON '18

 

[ARYANTO]

If you don’t know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else. Laurence J. Peter

 

[SmokeyJoe]

Man who push piano down mine shaft get A Flat Miner - Confucius

 

[Hooked]

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[acorn]

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[Hooked]