Reflections

If women rule the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries ,not talking to each other.
 
If women rule the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries ,not talking to each other.

Nonsense! Of course we talk to each other - know thine enemy! Besides, we need to glean important information, such as who does her hair, her nails and where she bought that beautiful bag.
 
Meanwhile in a parallel universe:
“Oh for fxxx sake! Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!”
 
Being South African means driving your Japanese car to an German pub to have a Mexican beer, then grabbing an Indian curry ,a Turkish kebab or Italian pizza on the way home where you rest on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Chinese TV.
 
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

If I have a guardian angel, then he's a prankster. My shit just don't come in threes as they say. It comes in droves, and I suspect he's behind it all.
 
If I have a guardian angel, then he's a prankster. My shit just don't come in threes as they say. It comes in droves, and I suspect he's behind it all.
Maybe he’s a bit like his charge, :cool: knows how to push the boundaries without turning everything into a total FUP. But at least you know who’s behind it all.:D
 
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FROM WOMEN TO WOMEN



1. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.-Gilda Radner-

2. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -Wendy Liebman-

3. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

4. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-

5. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

6. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner-

7. I think -- therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-

8. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma Bombeck-

9. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-

10. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong-

11. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-

12. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-

13. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinhem-

14. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. -Baroness Edith Summerskill-

15. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee-

16. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
 
Saw this and had to swallow hard ......
“My dad passed away when I was 16 from cancer and before he died he pre-payed for flowers so I could receive them every year on my birthday. Well, these are my 21st birthday flowers and the last ones I will get. I miss you so much daddy.”


© SellersBailey/twitter
 
Wow @ARYANTO
That is so sad yet so beautiful
 
Housework is such a drag. You clean and dust and sweep and make the bed - and then you have to do it all over again next year.
 
Saw this and had to swallow hard ......
“My dad passed away when I was 16 from cancer and before he died he pre-payed for flowers so I could receive them every year on my birthday. Well, these are my 21st birthday flowers and the last ones I will get. I miss you so much daddy.”


SellersBailey/twitter




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