Reflections
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or a guy!
Nonsense! Of course we talk to each other - know thine enemy! Besides, we need to glean important information, such as who does her hair, her nails and where she bought that beautiful bag.
Technically this is incorrect.
I quote:
a vessel, as of glass, porcelain, earthenware, or metal, usually higher than it is wide, used chiefly to hold cut flowers or for decoration
Being South African means driving your Japanese car to an German pub to have a Mexican beer, then grabbing an Indian curry ,a Turkish kebab or Italian pizza on the way home where you rest on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Chinese TV.
If I have a guardian angel, then he's a prankster. My shit just don't come in threes as they say. It comes in droves, and I suspect he's behind it all.
Maybe he’s a bit like his charge,
knows how to push the boundaries without turning everything into a total FUP. But at least you know who’s behind it all.
FROM WOMEN TO WOMEN
1. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.-Gilda Radner-
2. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -Wendy Liebman-
3. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton-
4. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
5. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-
6. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner-
7. I think -- therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-
8. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma Bombeck-
9. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-
10. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong-
11. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-
12. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-
13. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinhem-
14. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. -Baroness Edith Summerskill-
15. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee-
16. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
1. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.-Gilda Radner-
2. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -Wendy Liebman-
3. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton-
4. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
5. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-
6. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner-
7. I think -- therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-
8. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma Bombeck-
9. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-
10. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong-
11. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-
12. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-
13. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinhem-
14. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. -Baroness Edith Summerskill-
15. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee-
16. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Saw this and had to swallow hard ......
“My dad passed away when I was 16 from cancer and before he died he pre-payed for flowers so I could receive them every year on my birthday. Well, these are my 21st birthday flowers and the last ones I will get. I miss you so much daddy.”
© SellersBailey/twitter
“My dad passed away when I was 16 from cancer and before he died he pre-payed for flowers so I could receive them every year on my birthday. Well, these are my 21st birthday flowers and the last ones I will get. I miss you so much daddy.”
© SellersBailey/twitter
Unfortunately it doesn't. It belongs in the hands of an ignorant government.
Saw this and had to swallow hard ......
“My dad passed away when I was 16 from cancer and before he died he pre-payed for flowers so I could receive them every year on my birthday. Well, these are my 21st birthday flowers and the last ones I will get. I miss you so much daddy.”
SellersBailey/twitter
SellersBailey/twitter
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