Nice,but try this ; believe it or not I once saw this done!Here's a lovely bar trick. Offer a lady a drink if she can touch her elbows behind her back for 10 seconds. The view should be worth the drink.
When she questions the non-sensical act of the exercise offer another drink to touch elbows in the front.
This works best with the well endowed specimen.
1.Offer a well endowed lady a bet (lets say R100) that you can make her assets jiggle up and down without touching them.
2.If she accepts,then the next step is to smile knowingly at all your mates.
3.Shout out "Feck the R100" whilst at the same time jiggling said assets with a firm two handed grip.
4.Duck..........To avoid slap!
5.Pay over R100!