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Why do South Africans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
 
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Ja nee
Mara why?
Ive got a moerse babelas I need some Creme Soda (or I need a green ambulance)
Izzit

I could go on for hours with this :p I should probably do some work though, but thank you for the laughs forumites!
 
Strond <-Not sure how you spell it?

Eet jy met daai vuil bek?

and two from my SADF days ...

Ek sal you arms afpluk en jou doodslaan met die nat einde

Ek sal you kop afpluk, en in jou longe kak
 
Sorry, I was unable to reply earlier because of loadshedding.
 
Wozzaaa Wozzaaa, swing swing swing, woooooo, straighten boza! Shap shap.
 
Strond <-Not sure how you spell it?

Eet jy met daai vuil bek?

and two from my SADF days ...

Ek sal you arms afpluk en jou doodslaan met die nat einde

Ek sal you kop afpluk, en in jou longe kak

Three corrections:

Stront.

Ek sal jou arms afruk en jou deur die bek moer met die nat kant.

Ek sal jou kop afruk en op jou longe kak.

:p;)

That's how I remember them AND used them!

So you can imagine my giggles when I came across THIS
 
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