Tell us you're South African

[Intuthu Kagesi]

Three corrections:

Stront.

Ek sal jou arms afruk en jou deur die bek moer met die nat kant.

Ek sal jou kop afruk en op jou longe kak.



That's how I remember them AND used them!

So you can imagine my giggles when I came across THIS

That's hillarious ... you were clearly also in the SADF 65536 years ago

 

[DougP]

One nation, one love

 

[RainstormZA]

When you say cigarette stompies instead of butts in the UK, you know you're a truly South African.

Confused my cousin big time until I realised they called them butts.

 

[zadiac]

That's hillarious ... you were clearly also in the SADF 65536 years ago

Not me, but my brother was. Learned it from him. I went strait to SAPS from school.....sigh......it was a calling then.....don't know what to call it now...

 

[Intuthu Kagesi]

Not me, but my brother was. Learned it from him. I went strait to SAPS from school.....sigh......it was a calling then.....don't know what to call it now...

You would have gotten pretty much the same initial treatment in SAPS as I did in the SADF, and it certainly gave us all a set of core values and skills that have benefitted me in the most unlikely of ways over the years.
I get your disappointment, certainly when I look at our current government / civil service, along with their shenanigans, and ... the fat lady hasn't sung yet , so ... kyk noord en f_k voord ... Carve yourself a new space

 

[Jengz]

Hosh tokolosh!

 

[Stranger]

I forgot about the

 

[Dela Rey Steyn]

That's what we call a soutie

You forgot the P and L in that word....

 

[SmokeyJoe]

Skiet my n gwaai tjopper

 

[Intuthu Kagesi]

You forgot the P and L in that word....

Does the P have the same meaning as "an Afrikaans box"? ... I cannot for the love of money work out the second part wither ... gonna put it down to "old-timers", and have to phone a friend, (What's yer' phone no?)

 

[Dela Rey Steyn]

Sout - P -ie - L

 

[Stranger]

I just had some braaivleis, me and my chommie had a couple of tjops, problem is jislaaik I think he basted with vape juice and now I got the Jippo guts

 

[blujeenz]

varkpan

 

[Chickenstrip]

Haazit China.

 

[Chickenstrip]

Hahdeedah

 

[RainstormZA]

Calling my British housemate a poephoel

 

[Stranger]

That's shocking Antie

 

[DarthBranMuffin]

7de Laan... omnibus...

 

[Safz_b]

If you dont listen then Oupa Doolie is gonna come catch you!!

 

[Stranger]

Sout - P -ie - L

The direct translation for this refers to that famous 18th century pirate and sea captain .... Salty Richard. Well known for his adventures at sea and occasionally in the bush.

 

[DarthBranMuffin]

The direct translation for this refers to that famous 18th century pirate and sea captain .... Salty Richard. Well known for his adventures at sea and occasionally in the bush.

And here I thought it was because the Souties have one foot in the UK and one foot in Africa and it's the "member" dangling in the salty ocean in between the two countries.... see, never to old to learn something new from @Stranger !

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[ARYANTO]

Boer starter pack

 

[ARYANTO]