WIN A SONY PS5 @ BLCK - Comp. closed

[Ruwaid]

#BLCKPS5

I heard the guy that invented the knock knock joke is up for a no bell price!

@vicTor
@Steve Claassen
@tiaan123

 

[Juan_G]

#BLCKPS5

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.

@Dela Rey Steyn
@Paul33
@StompieZA

 

[X-Calibre786]

#BLCKPS5

I was going to make a joke about load-shedding, but the people here don't appreciate dark humour

@Slick
@waja09
@GSM500

 

[Stranger]

#BLCKPS5

#BLCKPS5

Did you hear about
@Stranger
He went away and then came back just to waken up this thread

"Drops the mike again"


@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy
@ARYANTO
@Grand Guru

 

[Stranger]

#BLCKPS5

Went on holiday with two really hot chicks.

Honest, no kidding.

They were both menopausal

"oh no the mike is broken now"

@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy
@ARYANTO
@Grand Guru
@Ruwaid

 

[Intuthu Kagesi]

#BLCKPS5

# Raising cash to send Stranger back on holiday
# Peace on Earth

@Everyone

 

[THE REAPER]

#BLCKPS5
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?


He was just going through a stage.
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Ruwaid
@ivc_mixer

 

[shabs]

#BLCKPS5

What do you call a deer with no eye's?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still. no idea.

@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh

Sent from my SM-N975F using Tapatalk

 

[shabs]

#BLCKPS5

I got my Sassa. Lets go
out.

9 months later: Grant

@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel


Sent from my SM-N975F using Tapatalk

 

[SAVaper]

#BLCKPS5

Life is like a roll of toilet paper......
The closer you get to the end,
the faster it goes....

@ddk1979
@Resistance
@Cobrali



Sent from my SM-A307FN using Tapatalk

 

[shabs]

#BLCKPS5

Husband takes the wife to
a disco. There's a guy on
the dance floor break
dancing, moonwalking,
back flips, the works. The
wife turns to her husband
and says, "See that guy? 25
years ago he proposed to
me and I turned him
down."

Husband says, "Looks like
he's still celebrating!"

@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy
@ARYANTO


Sent from my SM-N975F using Tapatalk

 

[Chanel_tvc]

#BLCKPS5

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.

@SmokeyJoe
@KarlDP
@DarthBranMuffin

 

[Chanel_tvc]

#BLCKPS5

In light of the current ban in SA, I just had to.



@LeislB
@THE REAPER
@Slick

 

[vicTor]

#BLCKPS5

your momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing !

@GSM500
@antonherbst
@Clouds4Days

 

[ARYANTO]

#BLCKPS5
My girlfriend started smoking
so...
I stopped and applied lubricant

@ddk1979
@Coolex
@Jean

 

[Resistance]

#BLCKPS5
Kleptomaniacs always takes things LITERALLY
@ShowMeTwice @Raindance @alex1501

 

[Resistance]

#BLCKPS5
I didn't talk to my wife in three weeks, I didn't want to interrupt her
@johan @delon @Franky3

 

[ARYANTO]

#BLCKPS5

My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator
It said "This isn't working, goodbye"
I opened the refrigerator and it's working just fine...

@Constantbester
@Humbolt
@Rafique

 

[Resistance]

#BLCKPS5
A friend had a TV for sale, the volume knob was busy ,but it was cheap. I couldn't turn that down. @Grand Guru @supermoto @Supriyono

 

[ARYANTO]

#BLCKPS5

DIENG-DONG...
Is your refrigerator running?
Good, mine too.
See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow.

@hot.chillie35
@Dela Rey Steyn
@StompieZA

 

[Resistance]

#BLCKPS5
A ghost walks into Black vapour and asks for one of that small bottles of vodka on the shelf, the assistant tells him that's not vodka and we don't serve spirits here.
@GrantSchnepel @moto @Chickenstrip

 

[CashKat88]

#BLCKPS5

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?"

@Dela Rey Steyn
@Ruwaid
@KarlDP

 

[ARYANTO]

#BLCKPS5
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
- A stick.

@Rossi
@Moerse Rooikat
@MrGSmokeFree

 

[Resistance]

#BLCKPS5
White boards are remarkable
@Bender @ChadB @CJB85

 

[shabs]

#BLCKPS5

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!

@Ugi
@Rashid Essop Moosa
@Silver


Sent from my SM-N975F using Tapatalk