its so Hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat .....
and they both were walking
@Skillie@23
@Reaper
@Jacques34
#BLCKPS
and they both were walking
@Skillie@23
@Reaper
@Jacques34
#BLCKPS
#BLCKPS5
Saw 2 bling guys fighting the other day..
Should have seen the look on their faces when I said, my money is on that guy with the knife..
*edit - forgot to @ 3 possible lucky buggers*
@alex1501
@dombank
@BaD Mountain
Saw 2 bling guys fighting the other day..
Should have seen the look on their faces when I said, my money is on that guy with the knife..
*edit - forgot to @ 3 possible lucky buggers*
@alex1501
@dombank
@BaD Mountain
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#BLCKPS5
I really don't mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
@Ruwaid
@Room Fogger
@DarthBranMuffin
I really don't mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
@Ruwaid
@Room Fogger
@DarthBranMuffin
#BLCKPS5
To those who still wear their masks below their nose. It's been almost a year now. It takes less time to potty train a toddler!
@Ruwaid
@Room Fogger
@DarthBranMuffin
To those who still wear their masks below their nose. It's been almost a year now. It takes less time to potty train a toddler!
@Ruwaid
@Room Fogger
@DarthBranMuffin
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and turn on a horror movie.
After a while it wont feel like you are alone anymore.
BLACKPS5
@Jengz
@Dela Rey Steyn
@ARYANTO
After a while it wont feel like you are alone anymore.
BLACKPS5
@Jengz
@Dela Rey Steyn
@ARYANTO
#BLCKPS5
I saw six men harrassing my mother-in-law. My wife said ‘Are you going to help?' I said ‘No, six should be enough.'
@X-Calibre786
@Faheem777
@Jabs
I saw six men harrassing my mother-in-law. My wife said ‘Are you going to help?' I said ‘No, six should be enough.'
@X-Calibre786
@Faheem777
@Jabs
#BLCKPS5
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?'
@Scouse45
@Rude Rudi
@Clouds4Days
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?'
@Scouse45
@Rude Rudi
@Clouds4Days
BLCKPS5
Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken...
@SJY124
@CashKat88
@Dela Rey Steyn
Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken...
@SJY124
@CashKat88
@Dela Rey Steyn
#BLCKPS5
ME: can you recommend quiet fans to use at night please?!
HIM: Liverpool fans are pretty quiet at the moment
@DarthBranMuffin
@MRHarris1
@RenaldoRheeder
ME: can you recommend quiet fans to use at night please?!
HIM: Liverpool fans are pretty quiet at the moment
@DarthBranMuffin
@MRHarris1
@RenaldoRheeder
#BLCKPS5
You Think things are bad now?!
In 20 years this country will be run by kids that were Home-schooled by Alcoholics !
@Room Fogger
@antonherbst
@ARYANTO
You Think things are bad now?!
In 20 years this country will be run by kids that were Home-schooled by Alcoholics !
@Room Fogger
@antonherbst
@ARYANTO
#BLCKPS5
Sex operator: "Mmmm tell me what you're wearing."
Eskimo: "Everything I own basically."
@Scouse45
@Dela Rey Steyn
@alex1501
Sex operator: "Mmmm tell me what you're wearing."
Eskimo: "Everything I own basically."
@Scouse45
@Dela Rey Steyn
@alex1501
#BLCKPS5
What did the rooster do when he caught his wife cheating?
He bekaaaaked himself!
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Resistance
@Timwis
What did the rooster do when he caught his wife cheating?
He bekaaaaked himself!
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Resistance
@Timwis
#BLCKPS5
At work, my colleagues call me 007.
0 motivation
0 skill
7 vape breaks a day
@Slick
@Jean claude Vaaldamme
@DarthBranMuffin
#BLCKPS5
Instead of "Who's your daddy" I accidentally said, "How's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.
@Resistance
@CashKat88
@Jabs
Instead of "Who's your daddy" I accidentally said, "How's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.
@Resistance
@CashKat88
@Jabs
#BLCKPS5
A woman sits at the lawyers office after her husband drowned.
Lawyer:sorry for your loss , can you imagine he left you with R2m and he couldn't read or write.
Wife: yeah he couldn't swim either,damned idiot.
@AKS @Clouds4Days @Timwis
A woman sits at the lawyers office after her husband drowned.
Lawyer:sorry for your loss , can you imagine he left you with R2m and he couldn't read or write.
Wife: yeah he couldn't swim either,damned idiot.
@AKS @Clouds4Days @Timwis
#BLCKPS5 h
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers!
@JVR1987
@Ruwaid
@Intuthu Kagesi
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers!
@JVR1987
@Ruwaid
@Intuthu Kagesi
#BLCKPS5
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there.
@Resistance
@CashKat88
@Jabs
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there.
@Resistance
@CashKat88
@Jabs
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