You Know You're A Vaper When...

When recoil and you mess up one coil so you have to redo it and you just sit there contemplating life because your only have one dripper and no idea how you are going to last another 10 minutes without your hit.
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When the definition of the following words change:

Juice - Quench my thirst
Coil - Wetting the pillow while sleeping a hole in the bed (or seeing my hot beard for the first time)
Cotton - The stuff your clothes are made of or that your Mrs takes her makeup off with
Wraps - KFC Boxmaster
Mod - The person who kaks you out when you swear on a forum
Tank - Cyka Blyat!
PG - Parental Guidance
Concentrates - What I should have done at school
0mg - Oh my gosh
Clouds - Fluffy white/grey stuff in the sky

Imagine speaking to a non vaper about these things; "my cotton is getting dry, please put some juice on them. I think theres too many wraps in this tank. How much PG in this juice?. I want to blow some clouds with my 0mg juice with my new mod. I just bought a Coiling kit."
 
Your friend ask you if you remembered to get fruitloops for the upcomming trip and you want to whatsapp @KZOR for floops instead of checking the pantry for the cereal.
 
When your wife moans because you leave the wicks from your coils in the sink after washing your RxA's.
 
When your kids cant find you as your living room looks like a fog machine exploded in a rave
 
Your phone autocorrects 'Cape Town' to 'Vape town' when typing a Message. :rolleyes:

happened to me a few days ago.
 
When you try to take a Nice big hit from your Samsung instead of your Mod...Yeah, happened today, in front of one of my clients on a smoke break
:BangsHeads:
 
im not gonna read 19pages worth of posts.. but.. .has anyone ever stepped on one these bastards barefoot? #summumabitch 20161230_111449.jpg

or snipped a coil tail and it shot across the room then u panic every time u walk barefoot
 
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