You Know You're A Vaper When...

[Junior]

When recoil and you mess up one coil so you have to redo it and you just sit there contemplating life because your only have one dripper and no idea how you are going to last another 10 minutes without your hit.

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[Cespian]

When the definition of the following words change:

Juice - Quench my thirst
Coil - Wetting the pillow while sleeping a hole in the bed (or seeing my hot beard for the first time)
Cotton - The stuff your clothes are made of or that your Mrs takes her makeup off with
Wraps - KFC Boxmaster
Mod - The person who kaks you out when you swear on a forum
Tank - Cyka Blyat!
PG - Parental Guidance
Concentrates - What I should have done at school
0mg - Oh my gosh
Clouds - Fluffy white/grey stuff in the sky

Imagine speaking to a non vaper about these things; "my cotton is getting dry, please put some juice on them. I think theres too many wraps in this tank. How much PG in this juice?. I want to blow some clouds with my 0mg juice with my new mod. I just bought a Coiling kit."

 

[Nicholas]

When you're in Thailand and someone screams out Tsunami and you wonder if its the windowed one because you really want one but cant afford it

 

[Anneries]

Your friend ask you if you remembered to get fruitloops for the upcomming trip and you want to whatsapp @KZOR for floops instead of checking the pantry for the cereal.

 

[Christos]

When your wife moans because you leave the wicks from your coils in the sink after washing your RxA's.

 

[Huffapuff]

When your wife moans because you leave the wicks from your coils in the sink after washing your RxA's.

That just happened to you now, right?

 

[Christos]

That just happened to you now, right?

Happens daily. for the past 3 years

 

[blujeenz]

The bird nests closest to your house are all rocking with Cotton Bacon V2 linings.

...from the little offcut tufts blowing around the lawn.

 

[gdigitel]

You know you are a vaper: when you see the following pic in Rob's Lounge and immediately think she's waisting juice.

 

[gdigitel]

.... or when you hand your wife a bottle of juice and smile at her naughtily

 

[KZOR]

When you look like this when your vape is charging ...........

 

[KZOR]

When your wife's wedding ring looks like ........

 

[Waine]

When your wife's wedding ring looks like ........
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That ring actually looks super cool!

Edit: See, now you know I am a true vapester.


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[Gulzaar]

When Tannies from Bellville in white Kia's give you a WTF look at the robots.

 

[Raindance]

When your old laptops become dedicated vape PC's and this becomes your desktop background:

 

[SmokeyJoe]

When your kids cant find you as your living room looks like a fog machine exploded in a rave

 

[Soutie]

Your phone autocorrects 'Cape Town' to 'Vape town' when typing a Message.

happened to me a few days ago.

 

[Raindance]

You know you are a Vaper when...


Regards

 

[gdigitel]

You know you are a Vaper when...
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Regards

LOL! Mine also stands next to the chilli sauce.

 

[Dietz]

When you try to take a Nice big hit from your Samsung instead of your Mod...Yeah, happened today, in front of one of my clients on a smoke break

 

[Authentic Alchemist]

The bird nests closest to your house are all rocking with Cotton Bacon V2 linings.

...from the little offcut tufts blowing around the lawn.

hahahaha has happen to me aswell!

 

[mavric69]

im not gonna read 19pages worth of posts.. but.. .has anyone ever stepped on one these bastards barefoot? #summumabitch

or snipped a coil tail and it shot across the room then u panic every time u walk barefoot

 

[Trimerion]

this .... not there yet, but working on it

You know you are a Vaper when...

has anyone ever stepped on one these bastards barefoot? #summumabitch

 

[Authentic Alchemist]

im not gonna read 19pages worth of posts.. but.. .has anyone ever stepped on one these bastards barefoot? #summumabitch View attachment 80152

or snipped a coil tail and it shot across the room then u panic every time u walk barefoot

Not yet and i hope it will never happen. Is it worse then a lego block hahaha

 

[Clouds4Days]

Not yet and i hope it will never happen. Is it worse then a lego block hahaha

Oh hes i rember being a lightie and stepping on those dam lego blocks, that and the hot wheels cars.....

Flipping soar....