You know you're a vaper when you grab the Tabasco bottle and find yourself saying "Let me drip some of this on my chips"
You Know You're A Vaper When...
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Waiting on new replys on the forum and checking which juice to buy. Login into bank. Write down balance. Remember about order that needs to be payed. Log into bank again. Check prices of juice. Think about it... Ok I'll wait a bit.
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You tell your lady to get out of the photo because you need that sunset backdrop.
Oh that is classic @Spyro
Has happened to me before - not with a backdrop situation but at a restaurant
I end up taking two photos to keep the peace!
The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances
WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4
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1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances
WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4
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20 for sure. Reo and a bunch of spares incoming (Checking tracking every two hours) and vape budget thoroughly depleted. Only two more to go, sjoe, almost there. LOL.The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances
WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4
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Number 6 for me lol
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No. 4 and won No. 6
The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances
WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4
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......17
Still on 9The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances
WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4
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The opposite happened to me when I started vaping. I saw 0MG on a bottle and I read it as Oh my God - and I thought WOW that juice must be fantastic!!!
I went straight from 13 to 18. I never went beyond my first squonker.
I am currently on 20
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In elaboration and with sincere apologies the Mr. MercuryThe lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances
WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4
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Is this a real cloud?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape to frugality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a vaper, I need no cigarettes
Because I'm mouth to lung, there I blow
Ohm's are high, Watts are low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just bought a mech
Put a tripper on the top
Pulled the trigger it went POP
Mama, it was still brand new
But now I'll have to throw it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't think to check my Ohm's
And now I find myself all over facebook
Such a shame, such a shame, with my teeth in stainles platters
Too late, I've gone online
Sends shivers down my spine
C'os I'm spending all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and save some dough
Mama, ooo (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to quit
I sometimes wish I never started vaping at all
I see a little silver sqounker in my hand
Scaramouch, scaramouch I am vaping some Jango
Bumblebee and Vapeking very very frightning me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy can anybody pif me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has more vapemail put aside for me
For me
For me
So just show me that BB and I think I will buy
Wont be feeding my children, I'll just make up a lie
Oh baby, Just can't help myself baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Fomo really matters
Anyone can see
Fomo really matters, Fomo really matters to me
Anyway the vape blows...
Did I mention that I'm bored?
Regards
wow !
@Raindance , that was so good that i went to find the original song, just to refresh parts of the melody
Epic song indeed.
I can just imagine how brilliant it would be if someone could sing that for us to @Raindance 's lyrics.
Epic song indeed.
I can just imagine how brilliant it would be if someone could sing that for us to @Raindance 's lyrics.
When you lose an inexpensive mod and you wish you were alone so you can cry
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Indeed, we will rock you is my favourite@Raindance , that was so good that i went to find the original song, just to refresh parts of the melody
Epic song indeed.
I can just imagine how brilliant it would be if someone could sing that for us to @Raindance 's lyrics.
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