You Know You're A Vaper When...

Braki said:
The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances

WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4 :) )

Sent from my Samsung using Tapatalk
Click to expand...

I went from 1 to 6 (because I am impatient ) and pretty similar from there. I am now on 20, but 21 won't happen - my wife is the worst culprit when it comes to vaping. She doesn't vape, but she has an eye for beautiful kit. She is responsible for probably 80% of all my vape related purchases. Some wifes push for their husbands to dress beter when they are out together. My wife insists that my vape gear matches her beauty when we are out together.


Sent by iDad's iPhone
 
You know you're a Vaper when your phone's fingerprint sensor won't work 'cause your fingers are sticky with ejuice.
 
Braki said:
The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances

WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4 :) )

Sent from my Samsung using Tapatalk
Click to expand...
This is so spot on it's scary

I'm at #19

Sent from my TA-1024 using Tapatalk
 
I'm happy at #9, with the addition of mixing own juice as well. Don't see myself moving beyond that; can't be bothered to drip every few drags, the squonk bottles look silly to me, and mechs don't interest me in the least. I'm much happier getting temp control sussed out than I'd ever be getting a 1.5 second blast from a pipe bomb. :p
 
DBA2BC44-4503-4988-8305-75381AB9AB34.jpeg
Your bedside table has litres of water on it!
 
Braki said:
The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances

WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4 :) )

Sent from my Samsung using Tapatalk
Click to expand...

20...I don't think I will progress further though....
 
Yesterday I realised I was a true vaper when I knocked a full cup of steaming hot coffee into my lap at work. My legs were on fire (fortunately it missed the important bits), and everything was covered in coffee including my paperwork, my desk, and the chair.

I ignored all of it and checked that my vapes were okay first.
 
Braki said:
The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances

WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4 :) )

Sent from my Samsung using Tapatalk
Click to expand...

I'm at 23 - Managed to fix hole in finances but still has no self control, pokes more holes in finances.
 
RenaldoRheeder said:
I went from 1 to 6 (because I am impatient ) and pretty similar from there. I am now on 20, but 21 won't happen - my wife is the worst culprit when it comes to vaping. She doesn't vape, but she has an eye for beautiful kit. She is responsible for probably 80% of all my vape related purchases. Some wifes push for their husbands to dress beter when they are out together. My wife insists that my vape gear matches her beauty when we are out together.


Sent by iDad's iPhone
Click to expand...

At least your lady has the common sense to know vaping is better than smoking...
 
Anvil said:
Yesterday I realised I was a true vaper when I knocked a full cup of steaming hot coffee into my lap at work. My legs were on fire (fortunately it missed the important bits), and everything was covered in coffee including my paperwork, my desk, and the chair.

I ignored all of it and checked that my vapes were okay first.
Click to expand...
Glad to hear your feet were not hurt at all @Anvil.

Regards
 
Anvil said:
Yesterday I realised I was a true vaper when I knocked a full cup of steaming hot coffee into my lap at work. My legs were on fire (fortunately it missed the important bits), and everything was covered in coffee including my paperwork, my desk, and the chair.

I ignored all of it and checked that my vapes were okay first.
Click to expand...

I would too!
 
You know you're a Vaper when... you pulse your mech 5 times to shut it off before bed.
 
You see the description of a scent and think that would be a good juice! And the funny thing is that I'm currently vaping Cosmic Fog - Sonset (pears, creme brulee and salted caramel). All matchy-matchy!

You know you're a vaper.jpg
 
Last edited:
You know you're a vaper when ... you see a pair of drop-dead gorgeous brown leather shoes - and you calculate how much juice that money could buy.
 
You know you're a vaper when you've spent too much money on juice, so instead of buying a smartphone, you buy a phone for R179 (yes!) from Ackermans, which can not even access the Internet. :giggle:

:rofl: It's not as bad as it sounds. Just need a new back-up phone / alarm clock!
 
Hooked said:
You know you're a vaper when you've spent too much money on juice, so instead of buying a smartphone, you buy a phone for R179 (yes!) from Ackermans, which can not even access the Internet. :giggle:

:rofl: It's not as bad as it sounds. Just need a new back-up phone / alarm clock!
Click to expand...
That's actually cheaper than some alarm clocks I've seen recently (and it can make and receive cellular phone calls, bonus!)

Time to start DIY @Hooked
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Old_Goat
Vape Ventures: Chronicles of a Wanderlust Vaper
2 3
Replies
53
Views
4K
Old_Goat
Old_Goat
Stranger
I love a bargain me.
Replies
7
Views
800
Stranger
Stranger
K
A special thank you to grand guru
Replies
0
Views
140
kreddy
K
outlaw_cloud
Cost of vaping
Replies
18
Views
647
JacoF
J
SessionDrummer
Found a new DIY Shop in Australia and wanted to let you guys know
Replies
2
Views
734
SessionDrummer
SessionDrummer
Back
Top