And so it was writ...

Puns and One-liners

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.

I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
 
LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS

An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant
A huge ant = Giant
An ant that is important = Significant
An ant that has big legs = Elephant
A sarcastic ant = Mordant
 
Puns and One-liners

Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.

Stalin should have known communism wouldn’t work. There were red flags everywhere.
 
LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS

An extremely fast ant = Instant
A noisy ant = Rant
An ant that doesn't keep moving = Constant
A dirty ant = Pollutant
An ant that annoys = Irritant
 
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I vape it! When I told my dentist she took a step backwards in horror. She's totally against vaping because it's so "dangerous".
 
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