And so it was writ...

Puns and One-liners

As amazing as cliffs are, they’re often overlooked.

What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
 
LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS

A very little ant = Infant
An ant that uses a gun = Militant
An ant that is a specialist = Consultant
A proud ant = Arrogant
An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
 
I have (not so) fond memories of sitting on a plank of sorts which was placed on the arm rests of a barbers chair, with what could have passed as a small mixing bowl on my dome, having some obtuse barber trim all the hair that stuck out the sides of said bowl :wasntme:

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Unusual City Names - Florida

- Mud Hole
- Needmore
- Negrotown Knoll
- Niceville
- Ocheesee - (Mmmm... cheesy)
 
Puns and One-liners

Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
 
LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS

An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant
An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant
An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
 
Unusual City Names - Florida

- Punta Gorda - (Which roughly translates to "Fat Ass" in Spanish)
- Shiney Town
- Snow Hill - (There isn't much snow or hills in Flordia)
- Snows Corner - (More snow in Florida)
- Turkey Foot
 
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