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Unusual City Names - Michigan

- Bad Axe
- Battle Creek
- Bliss
- Christmas
- Climax
 
Puns and One-liners

Why is “dark” spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.
 
LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS

An ant that lacks knowledge= Ignorant
An ant that can take anything without complaining= Tolerant
An ant that wastes resources= Extravagant
A very careful ant = Vigilant
An ant that maintains good odour = Deodorant
 
Puns and One-liners

Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You’ll get jurasskicked.

Do you believe in global warming? Because it would be a lot cooler if you did.
 
LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS

An ant that finds it hard to move = adamant
An ant that refused to move = Redundant
An ant that is into business = Merchant
A Political ant = Aspirant
An ant that sues someone to court= Complainant
 
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